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I like how the secretary licks her fingers.

She's saucy.
 
You like a the hot sauce, yes?
 
I didn't have to, I chose to, because I had proven my point.

Um no you didn't. If you had to drink milk then you didn't prove your point.
 
When a guy's wearing a milk mustache, you know he can seriously handle his wings.
 
Um no you didn't. If you had to drink milk then you didn't prove your point.

I didn't have to drink milk. I was just fine without it.

But I didn't want to sit there for the next hour trying to do work feeling like that so I had some milk to kill it off.

The point was I could handle it and I did.
 
I'll be honest, I can't handle the hot. AT ALL.

I love wings but they have to be mild.

Anything else even a little spicy can take a fishing trip Nors style as far as I'm concerned.
 
I didn't have to drink milk. I was just fine without it.

But I didn't want to sit there for the next hour trying to do work feeling like that so I had some milk to kill it off.

The point was I could handle it and I did.

You just said you felt like you had to have milk so no you can't handle it.


Now go get some more and try again.
 
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I just had the 9-11 sauce with some boneless chicken wings from a local place called Cluck-U Chicken.... it was pretty tasty actually.

I was bragging that I can eat any hot sauce they could throw at me so they went and got some from this place, it's the kind they make you sign a waiver for. They brought it back to try. My secretary dipped just the tip of her finger in and licked it and went running for the sink.

They thought they were being smart, so they dunked an entire wing in the sauce, it was completely coated in it, then gave it to me, like here, back up your trash talk.

Downed it with no problem. I mean, yeah, I can feel the burn, just had some milk, it's going away. Had like 7 of them.

CSB

Stirring the sauce with your dick for the secretary is a much cooler story.
 
You just said you felt like you had to have milk so no you can't handle it.


Now go get some more and try again.
After hearing Schmidtty's tale I'm thinking he may need to have an asshole transplant. I anticipate a plea for donors by this time tomorrow. Anyone care to get on the asshole list?
 
I didn't have to drink milk. I was just fine without it.

But I didn't want to sit there for the next hour trying to do work feeling like that so I had some milk to kill it off.

The point was I could handle it and I did.

Saying you didn't want to sit there for the next hour feeling like that kind of contradicts your claim of being just fine. Also saying you had milk to "kill it off".
 
I'll be honest, I can't handle the hot. AT ALL.

I love wings but they have to be mild.

Anything else even a little spicy can take a fishing trip Nors style as far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, I can't handle that shit either. I like a little spice, but don't like when I'm burning up and breaking out in sweat. Anything more than a jalapeno is too much for me. And even those have to be in moderation.
 
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I, too, like the hot sauce.

It helps keep me regular.

Going to poop, bros. Holla

I make it a habit to try the hottest sauce I can find on my wings wherever I go.

My asshole is evil and must be punished.
 
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