NoDak
Hotlinking' sonofabitch
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It's equally cool to 90% of the stories in this thread.
Not really.
It's equally cool to 90% of the stories in this thread.
I didn't have to, I chose to, because I had proven my point.
Um no you didn't. If you had to drink milk then you didn't prove your point.
Had Sonic for lunch today for the first time in a while. I remember now why it's been so long.
I didn't have to drink milk. I was just fine without it.
But I didn't want to sit there for the next hour trying to do work feeling like that so I had some milk to kill it off.
The point was I could handle it and I did.
I just had the 9-11 sauce with some boneless chicken wings from a local place called Cluck-U Chicken.... it was pretty tasty actually.
I was bragging that I can eat any hot sauce they could throw at me so they went and got some from this place, it's the kind they make you sign a waiver for. They brought it back to try. My secretary dipped just the tip of her finger in and licked it and went running for the sink.
They thought they were being smart, so they dunked an entire wing in the sauce, it was completely coated in it, then gave it to me, like here, back up your trash talk.
Downed it with no problem. I mean, yeah, I can feel the burn, just had some milk, it's going away. Had like 7 of them.
CSB
After hearing Schmidtty's tale I'm thinking he may need to have an asshole transplant. I anticipate a plea for donors by this time tomorrow. Anyone care to get on the asshole list?You just said you felt like you had to have milk so no you can't handle it.
Now go get some more and try again.
I didn't have to drink milk. I was just fine without it.
But I didn't want to sit there for the next hour trying to do work feeling like that so I had some milk to kill it off.
The point was I could handle it and I did.
I'll be honest, I can't handle the hot. AT ALL.
I love wings but they have to be mild.
Anything else even a little spicy can take a fishing trip Nors style as far as I'm concerned.
Stirring the sauce with your dick for the secretary is a much cooler story.

I, too, like the hot sauce.
It helps keep me regular.
Going to poop, bros. Holla
I make it a habit to try the hottest sauce I can find on my wings wherever I go.
My asshole is evil and must be punished.