Test...

Just kidding, I am insane in the mucous membranes.

There is no cure.
 
Maturity elitist.
 
I used a hammer stapler for the first time yesterday.

On the first swing, I smashed the shit out of my thumb.

Amazingly it hurts like I smashed it with a real hammer. There's almost no difference at all.
 
Nice to see everything almost back to normal in the test thread.

:dunce
 
I used a hammer stapler for the first time yesterday.

On the first swing, I smashed the shit out of my thumb.

Amazingly it hurts like I smashed it with a real hammer. There's almost no difference at all.

:lol
 
Nice to see everything almost back to normal in the test thread.

:dunce

Post pics of your stripper's asses whilst you snort blow off of it, and we will be really close to back to normal.
 
What would be a good movie to show in a backyard?

I was thinking something scary, but we have lots of little kids.
 
Post pics of your stripper's asses whilst you snort blow off of it, and we will be really close to back to normal.

Pretty sure that would be a violation of the confidentiality agreement.
 
What would be a good movie to show in a backyard?

I was thinking something scary, but we have lots of little kids.

You could play some Backyardigans shows.

:unsure
 
I was thinking E.T., but Backyardigans seems like a no-brainer.
 
What would be a good movie to show in a backyard?

I was thinking something scary, but we have lots of little kids.

Is this for Halloween or just a random gathering?
 
Post pics of your stripper's asses whilst you snort blow off of it, and we will be really close to back to normal.

:lol
 
What would be a good movie to show in a backyard?

I was thinking something scary, but we have lots of little kids.

I hear Deep Throat is kinda scary.
 
Is this for Halloween or just a random gathering?

Just a fall festival...we usually have a bigtime Halloween jam, but it's been put on hold til next year.
 
Whataburger had $1 burgers yesterday...they are about 1.5 minutes from my house. Of course I didn't go because the place is extremely overrated. I should have bought one so I could post a video of me throwing it out of the window.

I hope that whatever you chose to eat for dinner instead gave you a really bad case of the shits.
 
I hope that whatever you chose to eat for dinner instead gave you a really bad case of the shits.


I had a Whataburger in Houston....I don't see Whathefuck the big deal is.

Nasty.
 
I've started using hot sauce at lunch every day and have had some really nice poops lately.
 
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