Maturity elitist.

I used a hammer stapler for the first time yesterday.
On the first swing, I smashed the shit out of my thumb.
Amazingly it hurts like I smashed it with a real hammer. There's almost no difference at all.

I was just kidding, fartface!
Nice to see everything almost back to normal in the test thread.
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Post pics of your stripper's asses whilst you snort blow off of it, and we will be really close to back to normal.
What would be a good movie to show in a backyard?
I was thinking something scary, but we have lots of little kids.

What would be a good movie to show in a backyard?
I was thinking something scary, but we have lots of little kids.
Post pics of your stripper's asses whilst you snort blow off of it, and we will be really close to back to normal.

What would be a good movie to show in a backyard?
I was thinking something scary, but we have lots of little kids.
Is this for Halloween or just a random gathering?
Whataburger had $1 burgers yesterday...they are about 1.5 minutes from my house. Of course I didn't go because the place is extremely overrated. I should have bought one so I could post a video of me throwing it out of the window.
I hear Deep Throat is kinda scary.
I hope that whatever you chose to eat for dinner instead gave you a really bad case of the shits.