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[mcnuttz]

I actually thought that was pretty good.

If you can laugh at yourself, that's humble and admirable.

If you laugh at your own jokes, you're a fucking asshole.

 

[mcnuttz]

Yeah, I think a 250 might be too small. It will be used as much for transporting coolers and such to the neighbors as much as frivolous stuff.

In that case you'll definitely need an 800 4x4 with a winch and snorkle.

 

[data]

If you can laugh at yourself, that's humble and admirable.

If you laugh at your own jokes, you're a fucking asshole.

You're funny, Doug.

 

[mcnuttz]

So, would you say that Russian dressing trumps the French dressing?

Can you just leave?

 

[Cotton]

If you can laugh at yourself, that's humble and admirable.

If you laugh at your own jokes, you're a fucking asshole.

I laugh at myself all the time. Why do you think I set myself up so often? The reactions are hilarious.

 

[mcnuttz]

It's just really annoying. I mean, are there actually people out there that touch a bathroom door handle without a paper towel to shield them?

Are there truly fags out there who are always scared of germs?

Toughen up, buttercup.

 

[Cotton]

Can you just leave?

Here in about 6 hours I can. Until then I cannot guarantee that there will not be puns.

 

[Cotton]

Are there truly fags out there who are always scared of germs?

Toughen up, buttercup.

Fuck that. There are some nasty motherfuckers out there. Ain't no telling what's on that door handle.

 

[Cotton]

It's about to start snowing its ass off here.

 

[2233boys]

Since you've brought it up, though, there's no better sausage than Jimmy Dean Maple.

Makes the best biscuit gravy. Word to yer mom.

Hot and spicy veggie sausage patty, FTW!

 

[mcnuttz]

Hot and spicy veggie sausage patty, FTW!

And this is why we should have separate bathrooms.

 

[Cotton]

Hot and spicy veggie sausage patty, FTW!

I knew you liked hot and spicy sausage.

 

[boozeman]

~wipes ass, touches door handle~

 

[dallen]

Now that we have some land I'm thinking about buying a 4-wheeler. Any recommendations?

Don't flip it

 

[2233boys]

I knew you liked hot and spicy sausage.

 

[Cotton]

~wipes ass, touches door handle~

Don't be that guy. Hell, we already have at least two guys on this floor that don't wash their damn hands after they wipe their ass.

 

[dallen]

I usually use the door handle to wipe my ass. Saves toilet paper

 

[Cotton]

Don't flip it

Even more very sound advice. See, this is why I come to the test thread.

 

[boozeman]

Don't be that guy. Hell, we already have at least two guys on this floor that don't wash their damn hands after they wipe their ass.

I bet you use the ass gasket too.

 

[Cotton]

I usually use the door handle to wipe my ass. Saves toilet paper

I hate you right now. Advice or not.