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It is so cold today that it is supposed to snow here in Houston

Wow, it hardly ever snows in Houston. We are expected to get about an inch. Which means people will completely forget how to drive.
 
Expect 3 or 4 inches of snow in NC overnight.

People are losing their fucking minds, daycares shutting down 10 hours before first flake...mass hysteria.

The entire east coast is supposed to get hit, isn't it?
 
The entire east coast is supposed to get hit, isn't it?

Yeah, but up north, they know how to handle it.

Now the damn governor is on the TV acting like it is a state of emergency.
 
Yeah, but up north, they know how to handle it.

Now the damn governor is on the TV acting like it is a state of emergency.

3-4 inches of snow normally shuts us down, too. Hell, when we got 11 last Christmas, Lubbock looked like a ghost town for 4 days. We get snow, but never that much at a time. That storm alone caused the city to buy more snow plows. Previously, they only owned one. 1 snow plow for a city of 250k people. The mayor took a shot for that one.
 
I need bacon.
 
She has pretty good form...

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I am going to need to see some testing out of you fools today. I refuse to work, so I'm going to need to be entertained.

What have we not talked about in here?
 
With your hamburger, do you choose fries, tots, or onion rings? You can choose only one.
 
Do you dip your french fries in ketchup, or apply the ketchup on top of the fries?
 
I've really enjoyed having Dollar Shave Club, but now there is this company called Harry's that does essentially the same thing. Has anyone tried them? If so, how is it?
 
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Your table follows no logic.
 
The snow is going to miss us by about 15 miles and I'm pretty pissed about it.

Four-wheeler + tow strap + snow disc = hours of fun
 
Do you dip your french fries in ketchup, or apply the ketchup on top of the fries?

Always on the side and dipped. Any barbarian who puts it direct on the fries is a complete heathen and should be shot in the face.
 
I've really enjoyed having Dollar Shave Club, but now there is this company called Harry's that does essentially the same thing. Has anyone tried them? If so, how is it?

I had DSC, but got rid of it. The blades weren't that good. I have heard Harry's are better quality.
 
Always on the side and dipped. Any barbarian who puts it direct on the fries is a complete heathen and should be shot in the face.

You and I, we just became BFFs.
 
I don't stick to one particular plan for dipping my fries, but I do like to include a mayo dip prior to the ketchup dunk from time to time.

Who wants to fight?
 
The snow is going to miss us by about 15 miles and I'm pretty pissed about it.

Four-wheeler + tow strap + snow disc = hours of fun

Redneck.







That does sound like fun.
 
I had DSC, but got rid of it. The blades weren't that good. I have heard Harry's are better quality.

I have no issues with the blades from DSC, but if Harry's is cheaper, it might be worth the switch. I need to look into their pricing.
 
I don't stick to one particular plan for dipping my fries, but I do like to include a mayo dip prior to the ketchup dunk from time to time.

Who wants to fight?

You are one sick individual.
 
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