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Angrymesscan said:
It was supposed to quote philosophy offer to show himself eating 70 burgers...
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I can't reiterate enough that I need you to be clear in your communications.
 
Hilarious when we used to don 3-D glasses and brown bags over our avatars.
 
Not diarrhea, but I had the most gut-emptying shit of my life. Just when I thought I was trying to push out the final nugget, out came another full load. Happens three times. I literally lost 1.3 lbs.

i almost could feel my spine when pushing my hands into my abdomen. Simply a great feat.
 
This is the post where I should get props. While the ordeal took over 30 minutes, one, it was at work. Two, presuming it was the same co-worker, he came in three times to this one-stall bathroom checking on stall availability. Three, our stall wall is a rare breed and extends almost entirely to the floor, exposing about an inch. Hence, no way could he do a shoe check on me. Incognito
 
pdom said:
Not diarrhea, but I had the most gut-emptying shit of my life. Just when I thought I was trying to push out the final nugget, out came another full load. Happens three times. I literally lost 1.3 lbs.

i almost could feel my spine when pushing my hands into my abdomen. Simply a great feat.
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^5.
 
pdom said:
This is the post where I should get props. While the ordeal took over 30 minutes, one, it was at work. Two, presuming it was the same co-worker, he came in three times to this one-stall bathroom checking on stall availability. Three, our stall wall is a rare breed and extends almost entirely to the floor, exposing about an inch. Hence, no way could he do a shoe check on me. Incognito
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I know you didn't want to blow your cover, but "Still shittin!" would have been an acceptable greeting when the door opened.
 
pdom said:
This is the post where I should get props. While the ordeal took over 30 minutes, one, it was at work. Two, presuming it was the same co-worker, he came in three times to this one-stall bathroom checking on stall availability. Three, our stall wall is a rare breed and extends almost entirely to the floor, exposing about an inch. Hence, no way could he do a shoe check on me. Incognito
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I love those types of stalls. You can really let it go in those stalls. You're a luck man.
 
pdom said:
Hilarious when we used to don 3-D glasses and brown bags over our avatars.
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:lol

I had forgotten about the 3D glasses. What were those for again?
 
mcnuttz said:
I know you didn't want to blow your cover, but "Still shittin!" would have been an acceptable greeting when the door opened.
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This post is accurate in nature.
 
Also pdom, I hope you didn't courtesy flush for that bitch.

If you gonna keep walking in, you should get a fresh waft of turdwind each time.
 
People in the stands getting nauseous. Like the pie puking Stand By Me scene.
 
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