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My wife is an amazing cook. She even uses the smoker during the summer while I'm at work since she is off. Yep. Ribs. Brisket. Whatever all week long.
 
If she can smoke ribs and brisket, I see no reason to continue testing.

She's obviously a keeper.
 
If she can smoke ribs and brisket, I see no reason to continue testing.

She's obviously a keeper.

She had a bit of guidance when she first bought her smoker. I won't say who, but they are one cool mofo.
 
Guy sounds like a real prick.

You don't show another man's lady around an outside cooking apparatus.
 
Guy sounds like a real prick.

You don't show another man's lady around an outside cooking apparatus.

Well, to be fair, he showed her by proxy. I wasn't at said outside apparatus.


Err, he wasn't at said outside apparatus.
 
I wouldn't mind having a few beers around the ol' smoker with most DCC'ers, but my wife would not be allowed.

You guys are pigs.
 
I wouldn't mind having a few beers around the ol' smoker with most DCC'ers, but my wife would not be allowed.

You guys are pigs.

My wife isn't allowed by my smoker. I do allow her to prepare the meat, though. :unsure
 
You don't have to get all graphic and stuff. Geez, this is still a family board.
 
I AM That overly graphic sexual innuenDo Guy
 
I AM That overly graphic sexual innuenDo Guy

Took you long enough to figure my username out. Hell, I have dropped hints left and right.
 
Speaking of which, I plan on pumping some juice all over a couple breasts later on this evening.
 
Then I'll prolly take her to teh Waffle House afterwards.
 
I was rubbing the shit out of some breasts not 45 minutes ago.
 
I can't do that at work.

We don't have a fully functional kitchen.
 
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, right you guys?!
 
I feel like some of my posts are being deleted.

I'm quite certain I've already had a post 666, and now I'm back down to 663.
 
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, right you guys?!


No, it is 5:12 somewhere.

I hate when people say that.

Hate it!

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Damn it almighty to heck.
 
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