Test...

Whatever, potato boy.

Rice is where it's at.

This is why I want to be best buds sometimes, but your my potato mistrust of you causes me serious conflict.

You are in a fox hole with No Dick with this potato worship.

:buddy

Rice is only 2nd to meat when it comes to greatest food in the history of all mankind.
 
You people are heathens when it comes to burgers.

Ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

Any combination of the above is acceptable.

Thousand island is also acceptable. As is barbecue sauce.

Pickles are for cold sandwiches only.

Big Macs are awesome.

That is all.
 
You people are heathens when it comes to burgers.

Ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

Any combination of the above is acceptable.

Thousand island is also acceptable. As is barbecue sauce.

Pickles are for cold sandwiches only.

Big Macs are awesome.

That is all.

You were rockin on lines 2, 3, 4, and 6. I had to dock you for the pickle line.

I can only give you about an 80% prop.
 
You people are heathens when it comes to burgers.

Ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

Any combination of the above is acceptable.

Thousand island is also acceptable. As is barbecue sauce.

Pickles are for cold sandwiches only.

Big Macs are awesome.

That is all.

2 out of like 7 of the things you stated is correct. I expect you to work hard and get these things corrected.
 
I am learning things that really really make me question my relationship with some of you people.
 
It's nice seeing the test thread moving again. I have missed it.
 
~cracking neck~

Alright.

Let's do this.

Charcoal or gas?

I can handle using gas for hamburgers in a pinch, but other than that it is always (and that's an I will fight you always) either charcoal or wood.
 
I can handle using gas for hamburgers in a pinch, but other than that it is always (and that's an I will fight you always) either charcoal or wood.

I stand by my gas in a pinch philosophy. All things equal, of course charcoal is the preferred and correct method.
 
I stand by my gas in a pinch philosophy. All things equal, of course charcoal is the preferred and correct method.

I will never, and I mean never ever, use gas for steaks. I would just go to Whataburger instead if forced to make that decision.
 
I will never, and I mean never ever, use gas for steaks. I would just go to Whataburger instead if forced to make that decision.
Steaks is the deal breaker, I won't argue.

Chicken, pork chops, sausage, I can use gas and not feel guilty. Especially since when you grill those items, it is not an event.
 
Gas is ok to make a quick dinner, but it's unacceptable of you have plenty of time on your hands.

Charcoal is cool, but I prefer wood.
 
Gas is ok to make a quick dinner.

No. It's not. If there is coal available, it is never ok.

You should be ashamed.



I'm feeling a bit horny, and there are no women around. Think I'll suck a dick...

Is that ok?

NO!
 
Last edited:
Steaks is the deal breaker, I won't argue.

Chicken, pork chops, sausage, I can use gas and not feel guilty. Especially since when you grill those items, it is not an event.

If I have a choice, I use charcoal, and more especially, wood, for everything I cook outside. I do have a setup with propane to cook a quick hamburger or let's say breakfast when camping, but otherwise it is always charcoal or wood. I have pride in myself. Something you need to learn, apparently.
 
No. It's not. If there is coal available, it is never ok.

You should be ashamed.



I'm feeling a bit horny, and there are no women around. Think I'll suck a dick...

Is that ok?

NO!

:lol
 
Back
Top Bottom