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NoDak said:
No. It's not. If there is coal available, it is never ok.

You should be ashamed.



I'm feeling a bit horny, and there are no women around. Think I'll suck a dick...

Is that ok?

NO!
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That escalated quickly
 
NoDak said:
Your opinion on burgers has now been rendered useless.

I hope you're happy.
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It had to be said, and I thank you.
 
boozeman said:
Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber crutch/

Balsamic vinegar?

I never figured you for a fuckin' foodie.

FOODIE!
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I'm a taste guy and I like the zing of either apple cider or balsamic an just about any sauce I make.
 
boozeman said:
Whatever, potato boy.

Rice is where it's at.

This is why I want to be best buds sometimes, but your my potato mistrust of you causes me serious conflict.

You are in a fox hole with No Dick with this potato worship.
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I'm calling this jap play into question.

You can not prefer rice over potatoes and be a legal American.
 
If you invite me to a cookout where you're cooking with gas, I just won't respect you.
 
mcnuttz said:
If you invite me to a cookout where you're cooking with gas, I just won't respect you.
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A cookout is an event. That means steak. That demands charcoal.

If you invite me to a "cookout" with no steak, then you can do whatever you want because you don't respect me.
 
boozeman said:
A cookout is an event. That means steak. That demands charcoal.

If you invite me to a "cookout" with no steak, then you can do whatever you want because you don't respect me.
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I use charcoal because I love my family.

How's that?
 
mcnuttz said:
I would never talk to you that way, amigo.

So no, that is not the conversation we would have.

It would go more like this...

mcnuttz: Oh hi, Carp. It's awesome that you've shown up in my local area.

Carp: Yes, hello...it was a very long trip and I really must be getting back quickly. So let's just do this, ok? Let's order 2 Big Macs and 2 of the Burger King sandwiches that you claim are both similar and superior to the Big Mac.

mcnuttz: We don't have a Burger King.

Carp: Well shit, I'm going back home.

mcnuttz: Wait

Carp: yeah?

mcnuttz: nothing, just go...

Carp: ~turns and walks away~

mcnuttz: ~hits Carp in the back of the head with one of the Burger King sandwiches, as he was in a town the night before that had Burger King so he bought one of them just for this moment~
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Woot...took me on a roller coaster of emotions.
 
mcnuttz said:
I'm calling this jap play into question.

You can not prefer rice over potatoes and be a legal American.
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Not every day fare, but once in a while, like a change of pace RB, a burger with peanut butter gets the 1st down. But you can't mix the PB with ketchup, mayo, mustard. Strictly lettuce, tomatoes and PB.

Separately, I used to like a fried egg on my burgers, but now its just too heavy. Gettin' old.
 
pdom said:
Not every day fare, but once in a while, like a change of pace RB, a burger with peanut butter gets the 1st down. But you can't mix the PB with ketchup, mayo, mustard. Strictly lettuce, tomatoes and PB.

Separately, I used to like a fried egg on my burgers, but now its just too heavy. Gettin' old.
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Fried eggs go with anything.
 
pdom said:
Not every day fare, but once in a while, like a change of pace RB, a burger with peanut butter gets the 1st down. But you can't mix the PB with ketchup, mayo, mustard. Strictly lettuce, tomatoes and PB.

Separately, I used to like a fried egg on my burgers, but now its just too heavy. Gettin' old.
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I am a big PB fan, and right now my intrigue level is through the roof.
 
If I have a cookout, steak is not a part of this. Burgers, dogs, brats, possibly chicken...I am not some kind of rich man who just have steaks all over the place.
 
I don't know if you all have Jimmy John's, but I am always happy with their sandwiches. Good bread and tightly put together...shit is not slogging out all over the place.
 
Carp said:
If I have a cookout, steak is not a part of this. Burgers, dogs, brats, possibly chicken...I am not some kind of rich man who just have steaks all over the place.
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You got that right. I o ly grill steaks for my myself and my lady.

Pork steak is the lone exception, but then folks get pissed when they show up for a steak dinner and it's pork steak. And I'll be all, "fuck you guys! I ain't trying to feed your old lady a steak! But I did make some killer baked beans and I'd love to get your honest opinion."
 
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