Test...

[boozeman]

Mustard detracts from a burger.

In certain cases, yes. But the arrangement of other condiments and additions determines the utility.

But mustard is still generally acceptable on a burger.

 

[Cotton]

If I put ketchup on my fries, it is like putting steak sauce on the steak. It means the fries suck.

That said, I don't always have ketchup on my fries, but when I do, I put salt in the ketchup, then dip.

Ala Travolta in White Man's Burden.

I never ever put ketchup on my fries. I always dip. Period.

 

[Cotton]

Whew.

My whole world was crumbling around me.

But you were my lifeline.

 

[boozeman]

Balsamic vinegar is occasionally added to the ketchup, mayo, hot sauce mix.

But that's only when I'm feeling classy.

Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber crutch/

Balsamic vinegar?

I never figured you for a fuckin' foodie.

FOODIE!

 

[boozeman]

Burger discussions and the test thread always go together.

You can always tell who you would want to be in a fox hole with.

 

[boozeman]

Don't get me wrong, I am not advocating for steak fries. I just feel a fry should have some substance to it. I want to taste the potato. I don't want to feel like I'm eating string crackers.

Whatever, potato boy.

Rice is where it's at.

This is why I want to be best buds sometimes, but your my potato mistrust of you causes me serious conflict.

You are in a fox hole with No Dick with this potato worship.

 

[Cotton]

Burger discussions and the test thread always go together.

You can always tell who you would want to be in a fox hole with.

How many times have we had the burger conversation? And it still never ever gets old.

 

[NoDak]

Rice is where it's at.

Know how I can tell you're gay?

~looks up at quote~

 

[Cotton]

Whatever, potato boy.

Rice is where it's at.

Nevermind, I hate you again.

 

[boozeman]

Know how I can tell you're gay?

~looks up at quote~

Potatoes have their place. I do not hate them.

If I eat a steak, I require a potato, not rice.

But rice holds a higher place due to how it is more versatile.

Ever put beef and broccoli on potatoes?

I rest my case.

 

[boozeman]

Nevermind, I hate you again.

Likewise, it just dawned on me you dislike pasta too.

Eat shit and die.

 

[Cotton]

Potatoes have their place. I do not hate them.

If I eat a steak, I require a potato, not rice.

But rice holds a higher place due to how it is more versatile.

Ever put beef and broccoli on potatoes?

I rest my case.

You ever put chili cheese and onions on rice?

I rest MY case.

 

[Cotton]

Likewise, it just dawned on me you dislike pasta too.

Eat shit and die.

Fuck your FACE.I don't dislike pasta, but if you gave me 10 dishes to choose from, pasta would be close to dead last if not dead last depending on the other 9.

 

[boozeman]

You ever put chili cheese and onions on rice?

I rest MY case.

I was referring to meal versatility as a staple starch.

Not as a snack, which to be honest, your pathetic chili cheese fries example speaks to.

But then again, I would not expect you to actually understand that since you are also a person who does not appreciate pasta.

 

[NoDak]

Potatoes have their place. I do not hate them.

If I eat a steak, I require a potato, not rice.

But rice holds a higher place due to how it is more versatile.

GTFO. There is absolutely no way rice is more versatile. It has it's place, sure. But to try and claim it as more versatile is just silly.

Ever put beef and broccoli on potatoes?

I rest my case.

And? So you've named a dish that is better with rice. Yay?

Ever see anybody eating rice with their hamburgers? ~shout out to today's thread topic~

I rest my case.

 

[NoDak]

I was referring to meal versatility as a staple starch.

Wrong again. There about a million different ways to eat a potato as a side dish.

You can have boiled rice, or steamed rice, (which are practically the same, btw) or fried rice, (still the same, but with some egg in it) or... Uh... Did I say boiled already?

 

[Cotton]

I was referring to meal versatility as a staple starch.

Not as a snack, which to be honest, your pathetic chili cheese fries example speaks to.

But then again, I would not expect you to actually understand that since you are also a person who does not appreciate pasta.

I was more referring to a chili cheese baked potato.

 

[Cotton]

GTFO. There is absolutely no way rice is more versatile. It has it's place, sure. But to try and claim it as more versatile is just silly.

And? So you've named a dish that is better with rice. Yay?

Ever see anybody eating rice with their hamburgers? ~shout out to today's thread topic~

I rest my case.

Wrong again. There about a million different ways to eat a potato as a side dish.

You can have boiled rice, or steamed rice, (which are practically the same, btw) or fried rice, (still the same, but with some egg in it) or... Uh... Did I say boiled already?

Pretty sure we just became BFFs.

 

[NoDak]

So, like I was saying...

Fuck potatoes. Rice is where it's at.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Potatoes have their place. I do not hate them.

If I eat a steak, I require a potato, not rice.

But rice holds a higher place due to how it is more versatile.

Ever put beef and broccoli on potatoes?

I rest my case.

Broccoli and cheddar on a potato is excellent.