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Not a big fan of the really thin crispy fries, either.
 
Not a big fan of the really thin crispy fries, either.

You're kinda close to getting banned from the thread.

Maybe you should be quiet or something.
 
Also, if you dip your fries in anything but ketchup, fuck you.
 
You're kinda close to getting banned from the thread.

Maybe you should be quiet or something.

Don't get me wrong, I am not advocating for steak fries. I just feel a fry should have some substance to it. I want to taste the potato. I don't want to feel like I'm eating string crackers.
 
Mustard was at one time the primary spread to a burger. It consisted of onion, mustard, dill pickle and now is called the old fashion burger.
 
Also, if you dip your fries in anything but ketchup, fuck you.

Ketchup, mayo, and hot sauce...you will one day realize that you've been doing it wrong all your life.
 
Mustard was at one time the primary spread to a burger. It consisted of onion, mustard, dill pickle and now is called the old fashion burger.

Which just goes to show that the original is not always the best.
 
Balsamic vinegar is occasionally added to the ketchup, mayo, hot sauce mix.

But that's only when I'm feeling classy.
 
Then you reject the Big Mac. When you reject the Big Mac, you are rejecting America, Nazi!

Correct.

In that regard, anyone who puts MFing BBQ sauce on a burger is basically an anti-Murcan militia type person.
 
Ketchup, mayo, and hot sauce...you will one day realize that you've been doing it wrong all your life.

Since mayo is disgusting, I highly doubt this statement is true.
 
Which just goes to show that the original is not always the best.

You continue to show just how wrong you are.

I will give some time to edit this post before I pull it off the board and shove it up your butt.
 
Mayo and mustard on a burger.

This combo succeeds at Whataburger.

Hold on a sec. They have been sneaking mayo on my burger at Whataburger?

I feel like a Mormon who ate rum cake and didn't understand why it was so delicious.

Ah fuck it. Nevermind. It has been so long since I have had the goodness, I wouldn't know.
 
Correct.

In that regard, anyone who puts MFing BBQ sauce on a burger is basically an anti-Murcan militia type person.

Oh hell no. You are bringing nonsense to the table now. Get out.
 
Hold on a sec. They have been sneaking mayo on my burger at Whataburger?

I feel like a Mormon who ate rum cake and didn't understand why it was so delicious.

Ah fuck it. Nevermind. It has been so long since I have had the goodness, I wouldn't know.

They don't add mayo unless you ask for it. His post was deceiving. How could I love Whataburger so much if they did that?! C'mon, man! Get your shit together.
 
I put salt and pepper on the ketchup that I dip my fries in. Craziness, I know.
If I put ketchup on my fries, it is like putting steak sauce on the steak. It means the fries suck.

That said, I don't always have ketchup on my fries, but when I do, I put salt in the ketchup, then dip.

Ala Travolta in White Man's Burden.
 
They don't add mayo unless you ask for it. His post was deceiving. How could I love Whataburger so much if they did that?! C'mon, man! Get your shit together.

Whew.

My whole world was crumbling around me.

But you were my lifeline.
 
Your opinion on burgers has now been rendered useless.

I hope you're happy.

When you have eaten fresh-grown tomatoes, the tomatoes you get at any eating place, suck. Oh, and pickles are good in certain circumstances, but none of those circumstances involve a hamburger.
 
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