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dallen said:
Ketchup is for french fries and babies
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I used to feel like we could be real life friends, but I now realize that this just isn't so.
 
Mayo, ketchup, hot sauce on my burger and fries.

Mustard belongs on hot dogs and brats, you sissy boys.
 
mcnuttz said:
Mayo, ketchup, hot sauce on my burger and fries.

Mustard belongs on hot dogs and brats, you sissy boys.
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I see some G'ingTFO in your future.
 
dallen said:
Then you reject the Big Mac. When you reject the Big Mac, you are rejecting America, Nazi!
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Correct. I can't stand the Big Mac.

~salutes~
 
I ain't saying the Big Mac is the pinnacle of burger-dom. I'm just saying you are probably a commie-lover if you ain't down with the clown
 
dallen said:
I ain't saying the Big Mac is the pinnacle of burger-dom. I'm just saying you are probably a commie-lover if you ain't down with the clown
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Everything McDonald's offers... sucks.

Fuck that clown.
 
Iamtdg said:
Everything McDonald's offers... sucks.

Fuck that clown.
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dallen said:
I ain't saying the Big Mac is the pinnacle of burger-dom. I'm just saying you are probably a commie-lover if you ain't down with the clown
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No one wants to admit it, but yeah...that shit is the bomb.

I think Iamtdg is having issues with it because at one childhood party he had to play go down on a clown. That changes things.
 
Carp said:
No one wants to admit it, but yeah...that shit is the bomb.

I think Iamtdg is having issues with it because at one childhood party he had to play go down on a clown. That changes things.
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Dude, AND they had It playing in the background. Life changer, to be sure.
 
I put salt and pepper on the ketchup that I dip my fries in. Craziness, I know.
 
Mayo and mustard on a burger.

This combo succeeds at Whataburger.
 
Not sure if they still have it, but Burger King used to have a sandwich that was similar and superior to the Big Mac.
 
mcnuttz said:
Not sure if they still have it, but Burger King used to have a sandwich that was similar and superior to the Big Mac.
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Ridiculous.

The scene below is a peek into the conversation we'd have.

 
Carp said:
It does...mustard is ok in small portions, but not as the main condiment on a burger.
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I will admit, I don't like too much mustard on my burger, but it is a necessity, and I need no other condiment.
 
Carp said:
Ridiculous.

The scene below is a peek into the conversation we'd have.

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I would never talk to you that way, amigo.

So no, that is not the conversation we would have.

It would go more like this...

mcnuttz: Oh hi, Carp. It's awesome that you've shown up in my local area.

Carp: Yes, hello...it was a very long trip and I really must be getting back quickly. So let's just do this, ok? Let's order 2 Big Macs and 2 of the Burger King sandwiches that you claim are both similar and superior to the Big Mac.

mcnuttz: We don't have a Burger King.

Carp: Well shit, I'm going back home.

mcnuttz: Wait

Carp: yeah?

mcnuttz: nothing, just go...

Carp: ~turns and walks away~

mcnuttz: ~hits Carp in the back of the head with one of the Burger King sandwiches, as he was in a town the night before that had Burger King so he bought one of them just for this moment~
 
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