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I rarely listen to albums start to finish anymore. I used to always like to see how they put the songs in order...on cassettes the first song on both sides were usually the strongest. Anywho...just listened to Back in Black, start to finish, and I would have to put it in my top 5, maybe top 2.

I still buy CD's and listen in my truck all the way through.

Way I was raised.
 
I still buy CD's and listen in my truck all the way through.

Way I was raised.

I had a cassette player in my car that when you fast forward it would stop at the next time on the cassette.

Baller.
 
I had a cassette player in my car that when you fast forward it would stop at the next time on the cassette.

Baller.

My truck has a tape/cd combo, so I guess you could say I've reached that baller status you speak of.
 
In late high school and early college I had a portable CD player that had the adapter that went into the cassette player. Sumbitch skipped alike a mofo until I bought this cool mount that absorbed a lot of the bouncing.
 
I think it is gay to wear headphones all the time.

We get it, you have a $300 pair of headphones.

It's stupid that they're now an accessory piece that people wear like a necklace.

#whypeoplesostupidwearingshitlikethat?
 
In late high school and early college I had a portable CD player that had the adapter that went into the cassette player. Sumbitch skipped alike a mofo until I bought this cool mount that absorbed a lot of the bouncing.

And the ladies approached in droves.

Look at you with all that hi-tech gadgetry, frikkin Inspector Gadget motherfucker!
 
I'm surprised that didn't work out.
 
And the ladies approached in droves.

Look at you with all that hi-tech gadgetry, frikkin Inspector Gadget motherfucker!

Dude, you don't even KNOW!
 
Even American alligators don't have balls anymore.

We are a sad country.
 
It's Friday, so I'm going to require some testing from all of you today.

We got some rain last night.

There, that should kick us off nicely.
 
You're playing with fire.
 
I was once addicted to dancing the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
 
I always force a shit before jogging, just because I'm old and there's no worse feeling than having to shit in some stranger's hedges when the cramps hit you midstride.
 
I get a kick out of farting while jogging.

It's even better when you fart with each step for about 7 consecutive steps.
 
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