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Kid is a little pimp. Check out how his facial expression changed when he got a face full of Minaj boob.
 
The goats should be off limits.

Don't harass the lawn mowers.
 
I never heard of a Mexican't. Of course he can!
 
mcnuttz said:
It's 11:08am on the Eastern coast.

If I hear/see one more person mentioning something about it being 5:00 somewhere, I'm going to smash them over the head with an O'Doul's bottle.

It's 5:08 somewhere, shithead!
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What if I told you O'Doul's was a great beer?
 
Texas Ace said:
What if I told you O'Doul's was a great beer?
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Let's set the scene.

It's a DCC convention at some point, some place.

I'm sporting a holster with a single icy O'Doul's.

Iamtdg says something along the lines of "It's 5:00 somewhere!!! w000t!"

I crack open the bottle, hand it to you so that you may enjoy the 12 ounces of "greatness".

You then hand me back the bottle when it's totally consumed, and I proceed to smash the bottle on Iamtdg's head.
 
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mcnuttz said:
Let's set the scene.

It's a DCC convention at some point, some place.

I'm sporting a holster with a single icy O'Doul's.

Iamtdg says something along the lines of "It's 5:00 somewhere!!! w000t!"

I crack open the bottle, hand it to you so that you may enjoy the 12 ounces of "greatness".

You then hand me back the bottle when it's totally consumed, and I proceed to smash the bottle on Iamtdg's head.
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What the hell, man?! I would never say "w000t!, maybe "w00t!", but definitely not "w000t!".
 
Iamtdg said:
What the hell, man?! I would never say "w000t!, maybe "w00t!", but definitely not "w000t!".
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It's the 1st ever DCC Convention.

You are drunk as shit before everyone even gets there.

And it's 9:37 of the a.m.
 
mcnuttz said:
Let's set the scene.

It's a DCC convention at some point, some place.

I'm sporting a holster with a single icy O'Doul's.

Iamtdg says something along the lines of "It's 5:00 somewhere!!! w000t!"

I crack open the bottle, hand it to you so that you may enjoy the 12 ounces of "greatness".

You then hand me back the bottle when it's totally consumed, and I proceed to smash the bottle on Iamtdg's head.
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:lol

That's a great story.

Unfortunately, I wouldn't be at to finish the bottle for you since drinking a "beer" with no alcohol in it is teh gay.

But I'll be happy to dump that crap out for you and hand you back an empty bottle.

:art
 
mcnuttz said:
It's the 1st ever DCC Convention.

You are drunk as shit before everyone even gets there.

And it's 9:37 of the a.m.
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Your story, it's plausible.
 
Texas Ace said:
:lol

That's a great story.

Unfortunately, I wouldn't be at to finish the bottle for you since drinking a "beer" with no alcohol in it is teh gay.

But I'll be happy to dump that crap out for you and hand you back an empty bottle.

:art
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You enabling sonofabitch!
 
Texas Ace said:
:lol

That's a great story.

Unfortunately, I wouldn't be at to finish the bottle for you since drinking a "beer" with no alcohol in it is teh gay.

But I'll be happy to dump that crap out for you and hand you back an empty bottle.

:art
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You said it was a great beer.

That's a good way to get a High Life bottle smashed on your head.
 
mcnuttz said:
Think I'm gonna host the 1st convention in our clubhouse.
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So, you cool with me showing up early for some pre-convention warmups?
 
Iamtdg said:
So, you cool with me showing up early for some pre-convention warmups?
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Absolutely.

How the hell else would we have a gondola installed by the time the royalty shows up?
 
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