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mcnuttz said:
It's 11:08am on the Eastern coast.

If I hear/see one more person mentioning something about it being 5:00 somewhere, I'm going to smash them over the head with an O'Doul's bottle.

It's 5:08 somewhere, shithead!
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It's now 5:01 somewhere.
 
mcnuttz said:
I think I mentioned the epic clubhouse that's in the works, but there's an update.

The plan is to sink some poles this weekend. twss
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And to continue the theme I started in my post above... balls deep?
 
skidadl said:
I'm getting 400 feet of asphalt road and a 60 x 90 parking pad put in at the farm. I lease out my acreage to this dude for hay that apparently owns a paving company. I called him to ask if he could take out some trees for me while he was out on the tractor. Started talking to him about how I wish I could have a road out to the barn so I could park my vans and equipment out there. Out of nowhere he says that he owns a paving company and would be glad to do it for gas money as a neighborly thing. So for $1200 I am getting all of this work done.

All of these country folks out here have been awesome. Up the road we have a lesbo couple who grows veggies for grocery stores that have offered to share with us. The paver dude is hooking us up. Our other neighbor drove over with his tractor and offered to mow our grass since he was already out. Another neighbor came over to ask if we needed help cleaning up all of the junk in the barn. The lady that sold us the house gave us a TON of stuff for the farm - tools, mower...all sorts of stuff. Score!
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So, what you are saying is, you are the neighborhood welfare rat?

:unsure
 
mcnuttz said:
Feels like I haven't gotten shit done all week, even though it's been busy as fuck.

Today's not a good day to try to cram it all in though.
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We have had a transit consultant in, so I have been up to my ass in meetings the past few days. Basically, this is a good day to let my hair down and test.
 
mcnuttz said:
Won't be long before you have to start paying for all these good deeds.

Don't think they haven't noticed all those migrant workers you're housing.
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I reply as I see a post in the test thread, so I refuse to acknowledge a timestamp here. Put that in your treehouse and smoke it.
 
mcnuttz said:
Damn it, feels like the shits are coming on.

Gonna have to call it a day.

Nobody in the office wants my shits right before the weekend.
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So, you're bailing on the test thread. And you call yourself a friend. Terrible.
 
skidadl said:
I need a driveway too but I didn't wanta be a dick and be like - hey friend, while you are paving my road would ya mind throwing in a driveway too?
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What stopped you before?

OMGSICKBURNFACEOUCH
 
mcnuttz said:
It's pretty obvious that T-Dawg couldn't give a fuck less about the Test Thread.
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Hey, man, I was working and shit. What are you having for lunch? I think I'm having a little Asian.
 
skidadl said:
For reals though, the dude sent a crew out with a front loader, blade, compactor and then 12 semi loads of asphalt. The trucks are running now and he's putting in a culvert for me. I never knew that asphalt could make me so excited.
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He's putting a culvert in your ass... phalt.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
Oh, I see, I come in and everyone leaves. That is messed up.

~takes off pants~
 
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Iamtdg said:
Hey, man, I was working and shit. What are you having for lunch? I think I'm having a little Asian.
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So sorry I missed this earlier.

I got a steak burger at a mobile concession stand that was parked in the old Sonic parking lot.

It was better than anything I'd ever got from Sonic.
 
mcnuttz said:
So sorry I missed this earlier.

I got a steak burger at a mobile concession stand that was parked in the old Sonic parking lot.

It was better than anything I'd ever got from Sonic.
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We have a food truck on campus now through our Hospitality Services people. I really should try it out.
 
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