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We have a circle drive-way that I'd like to get paved or concreted but there's always something else we have to spend money on.

I wish my neighbors weren't such assholes.
 
Damn it, feels like the shits are coming on.

Gonna have to call it a day.

Nobody in the office wants my shits right before the weekend.
 
mcnuttz said:
We have a circle drive-way that I'd like to get paved or concreted but there's always something else we have to spend money on.

I wish my neighbors weren't such assholes.
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I need a driveway too but I didn't wanta be a dick and be like - hey friend, while you are paving my road would ya mind throwing in a driveway too?
 
skidadl said:
If my computer speakers were working I would jam out to that theme song right now.
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Sounds like you could use a tech-savvy neighbor.
 
mcnuttz said:
Damn it, feels like the shits are coming on.

Gonna have to call it a day.

Nobody in the office wants my shits right before the weekend.
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Another good thing: my bathroom upstairs has two windows in it that moves air out at a rapid rate. Pooping with the windows open is an amazing feeling.
 
skidadl said:
I need a driveway too but I didn't wanta be a dick and be like - hey friend, while you are paving my road would ya mind throwing in a driveway too?
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We had a "friend" take down a sweetgum tree last week and he insisted that he only wanted gas money for doing it.

$200?

It took an hour to take the tree down, chop it up and then another hour to grind the stump.

Now I don't mind paying whatever the cost is.

But don't tell me you're giving me a "buddy" discount and only charging me for the gas.

Ain't no way it takes $200 worth of gas to take out a single tree.
 
mcnuttz said:
Sounds like you could use a tech-savvy neighbor.
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skidadl said:
Another good thing: my bathroom upstairs has two windows in it that moves air out at a rapid rate. Pooping with the windows open is an amazing feeling.
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You don't have to smell your shit long, at farmersonlydotcom...
 
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It's pretty obvious that T-Dawg couldn't give a fuck less about the Test Thread.
 
mcnuttz said:
We had a "friend" take down a sweetgum tree last week and he insisted that he only wanted gas money for doing it.

$200?

It took an hour to take the tree down, chop it up and then another hour to grind the stump.

Now I don't mind paying whatever the cost is.

But don't tell me you're giving me a "buddy" discount and only charging me for the gas.

Ain't no way it takes $200 worth of gas to take out a single tree.
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They want some serious money to take out trees around here. I had one taken out when I lived in town for $1200 last year.
 
I asked a colleague 3 hours ago to meet me in my office for a quick run-through of projects.

He just now stopped in and dropped off his laptop and ran back out.

I save monster farts for times like these.
 
skidadl said:
They want some serious money to take out trees around here. I had one taken out when I lived in town for $1200 last year.
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But did you use discount code "buddy"?
 
For reals though, the dude sent a crew out with a front loader, blade, compactor and then 12 semi loads of asphalt. The trucks are running now and he's putting in a culvert for me. I never knew that asphalt could make me so excited.
 
mcnuttz said:
I asked a colleague 3 hours ago to meet me in my office for a quick run-through of projects.

He just now stopped in and dropped off his laptop and ran back out.

I save monster farts for times like these.
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Plan is to wait until he comes back in and sits, then I'll stand up, crop dust all the way out the door and walk around for 5 or 10 minutes before coming back and leaving for lunch upon re-entry.

Also going to leave the farmeronlydotcom theme song playing on my PC.
 
skidadl said:
For reals though, the dude sent a crew out with a front loader, blade, compactor and then 12 semi loads of asphalt. The trucks are running now and he's putting in a culvert for me. I never knew that asphalt could make me so excited.
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Keep your assfault boner to yourself.
 
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