Boo!
Give us some Mickey Spagnola daily ritual shit or nothing at all!
Playing golf with my dad is fun, but the amount of triple bogeys that he counts as bogeys is alarming.

Sweet potato fries pretty much suck balls.
I forgot what a fucking hassle it was to buy a house.
It's even worse than the last time I bought a home.....it's practically an interrogation.
About the only thing they haven't asked me for are urine and stool samples.
I saw that a tornado was going through my soon to be neck of the woods...I would have punched it in the face if I was there already.