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The next time I shit my pants I will have a believable story.

I was fine until (name a random person) kicked me square in the butthole.
 
Newt said:
No, that's a weird question. Have you?
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I haven't but I am interested in trying it after reading up on it recently. Steve Kroft likes to drink champagne from his girlfriends butt.
 
I enjoy short walks on the beach, swift kicks in the ass, and two-ply toilet paper. PM me if interested.

I wonder if I could pick up chicks with that on blackpeoplemeet.com or one of those other dating websites. Not the gay ones though.
 
mcnuttz said:
And then it's moments like this where I really look forward to the DCC convention.
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The DCC convention is a myth.....never gonna happen.

The best you can hope for are random visits to Georgia from your DCC brethren.
 
Texas Ace said:
The DCC convention is a myth.....never gonna happen.

The best you can hope for are random visits to Georgia from your DCC brethren.
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I'm tryina think of the people that I've had real life contact with from here.
[MENTION=38]E_D_Guapo[/MENTION]
[MENTION=21]Iamtdg[/MENTION]
[MENTION=18]Cujo[/MENTION]
 
Texas Ace said:
The DCC convention is a myth.....never gonna happen.

The best you can hope for are random visits to Georgia from your DCC brethren.
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Its not a myth, I've seen dry land!!!
 
skidadl said:
I'm tryina think of the people that I've had real life contact with from here.
[MENTION=38]E_D_Guapo[/MENTION]
[MENTION=21]Iamtdg[/MENTION]
[MENTION=18]Cujo[/MENTION]
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I've met [MENTION=12]Deuce[/MENTION], and [MENTION=6]1bigfan13[/MENTION].

I'm sure I'll bump into you and [MENTION=38]E_D_Guapo[/MENTION] at some point as well.
 
mcnuttz said:
Has anyone else ever kicked you in the butthole?

It would be interesting to know whether your butthole reacts the same way to anyone else's foot.
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I was kicked in the butthole in 6th grade. It hurt almost as bad as getting kicked in the nuts, but I don't recall needing to poop afterwards
 
Texas Ace said:
The DCC convention is a myth.....never gonna happen.

The best you can hope for are random visits to Georgia from your DCC brethren.
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You lie!
 
[MENTION=78]Newt[/MENTION] Your story has amused me this afternoon. Grassy ass
 
dallen said:
I was kicked in the butthole in 6th grade. It hurt almost as bad as getting kicked in the nuts, but I don't recall needing to poop afterwards
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You didn't do it right.
 
dallen said:
[MENTION=78]Newt[/MENTION] Your story has amused me this afternoon. Grassy ass
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Always glad to rejuvenate the test thread.

:hattip
 
mcnuttz said:
You lie!
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I do not.

There's a good chance I'll be driving through Georgia next summer. Feel free to meet me with some of the finest local brew in your area, and in turn I'll provide you with handwritten strategy notes for Battlefield.

Seems fair, don't ya think?
 
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