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NoDak said:
So, while it was a sick burn to your FACE originally, now this long and drawn out convo over it is just ghey.

Damn it. Self inflicted pwnts for both of us.
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Iamtdg said:
Yeah, we hit ghey level like 3 posts ago. Let's talk about something else. Do you prefer cheetos or doritos with your sandwich?
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Will you two just fuck each other and get it over with
 
Apparently 60 Minutes reporter Steve Croft drinks champagne from his mistresses butt. So there's that.
 
Just got a free 7 day trial of NFL rewind, going to binge watch all of our wins this season over the weekend.
 
I almost crapped my pants at Chuck E Cheese last night. My brother kicked me in the butthole, I tried to hold it, but it was no use. I had to tight walk it thru the 25 kids running around with no supervision then play left, right, left with that damn rat just to get to the bathroom. I almost lost it. Made it to the handicap stall just in time, my butt exploded just about the time I got sat down.

FYI, Chuck E Cheese has thin TP. Just thought you should know....
 
Newt said:
I almost crapped my pants at Chuck E Cheese last night. My brother kicked me in the butthole, I tried to hold it, but it was no use. I had to tight walk it thru the 25 kids running around with no supervision then play left, right, left with that damn rat just to get to the bathroom. I almost lost it. Made it to the handicap stall just in time, my butt exploded just about the time I got sat down.

FYI, Chuck E Cheese has thin TP. Just thought you should know....
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This made me lol for some disturbing reason.
 
Wait, your brother kicked you in the bunghole and this caused a poop reaction?
 
Iamtdg said:
This made me lol for some disturbing reason.
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There's a good story behind that.

A couple years ago, my dad volunteered us to go take down an above ground pool for a coworker. It was a sunday morning, we showed up at the guys house and he was getting ready to leave for church. It was raining and pretty nasty outside so we waited a while before we decided to get out and get started. We were all standing next to the truck and my brother takes two steps back and kicks me square in the butthole. I instantly had to shit. The dickhead who left for church locked every door to his house, so things got interesting. My dad had a roll of blue shop towels in the back seat of his truck so I grabbed them and went to the back side of the shed on this guys land and dropped my drawers and pooped in his yard. I covered it up with the blue shop towels and then we torn the pool down. One of the worst days of my life and only the 3rd time I've ever pooped outside. Now its a problem because anytime I get kicked in the butthole I have to shit pretty instantly. It sucks when out in public.

Other places I've had to shit because of my brother;
Walmart
Target
Hobby Lobby
Sears
JC Penny
Dillards (that was fairly recent)
Albertsons
My Job
His Job
Home
My In-laws
My friends house while watching a UFC fight
My boss' shop for a new years eve party (this was just last week)
Magic China (could have been the food but he did kick me)
and most recently Chuck E Cheese (where kids shit everywhere)
 
Don't go telling everybody, its kind of embarrassing.
 
Newt said:
There's a good story behind that.

A couple years ago, my dad volunteered us to go take down an above ground pool for a coworker. It was a sunday morning, we showed up at the guys house and he was getting ready to leave for church. It was raining and pretty nasty outside so we waited a while before we decided to get out and get started. We were all standing next to the truck and my brother takes two steps back and kicks me square in the butthole. I instantly had to shit. The dickhead who left for church locked every door to his house, so things got interesting. My dad had a roll of blue shop towels in the back seat of his truck so I grabbed them and went to the back side of the shed on this guys land and dropped my drawers and pooped in his yard. I covered it up with the blue shop towels and then we torn the pool down. One of the worst days of my life and only the 3rd time I've ever pooped outside. Now its a problem because anytime I get kicked in the butthole I have to shit pretty instantly. It sucks when out in public.

Other places I've had to shit because of my brother;
Walmart
Target
Hobby Lobby
Sears
JC Penny
Dillards (that was fairly recent)
Albertsons
My Job
His Job
Home
My In-laws
My friends house while watching a UFC fight
My boss' shop for a new years eve party (this was just last week)
Magic China (could have been the food but he did kick me)
and most recently Chuck E Cheese (where kids shit everywhere)
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Holy crap :art


So how have you retaliated? I suggest sneaking into his house and taking a dump in every pair of shoes he has there, that or just bust him in the mouth...
 
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I like where this is going. Do you think it is psychosomatic in any way? I ask because I am thinking of kicking a few people in the butthole to try. I'm halfway tempted to simulate an ass kick on myself somehow to see what happens.
 
skidadl said:
I like where this is going. Do you think it is psychosomatic in any way? I ask because I am thinking of kicking a few people in the butthole to try. I'm halfway tempted to simulate an ass kick on myself somehow to see what happens.
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I don't know what it is. I don't think the self ass kick would work, every time its worked on me I have left my guard down and wasn't expecting it. Also, the foot has to split the cheeks and hit butthole so you have to be fairly accurate. My brother has an advantage because he has narrow feet. That, and I have a wide ass.
 
Newt said:
There's a good story behind that.

A couple years ago, my dad volunteered us to go take down an above ground pool for a coworker. It was a sunday morning, we showed up at the guys house and he was getting ready to leave for church. It was raining and pretty nasty outside so we waited a while before we decided to get out and get started. We were all standing next to the truck and my brother takes two steps back and kicks me square in the butthole. I instantly had to shit. The dickhead who left for church locked every door to his house, so things got interesting. My dad had a roll of blue shop towels in the back seat of his truck so I grabbed them and went to the back side of the shed on this guys land and dropped my drawers and pooped in his yard. I covered it up with the blue shop towels and then we torn the pool down. One of the worst days of my life and only the 3rd time I've ever pooped outside. Now its a problem because anytime I get kicked in the butthole I have to shit pretty instantly. It sucks when out in public.

Other places I've had to shit because of my brother;
Walmart
Target
Hobby Lobby
Sears
JC Penny
Dillards (that was fairly recent)
Albertsons
My Job
His Job
Home
My In-laws
My friends house while watching a UFC fight
My boss' shop for a new years eve party (this was just last week)
Magic China (could have been the food but he did kick me)
and most recently Chuck E Cheese (where kids shit everywhere)
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Get a different brother. Problem solved.
 
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