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Get a different brother.

I like my brother, we have a great time together. Don't think that all of this goes without consequence. He get's his. But those are his stories to tell.

My son beats the shit out of him on a regular basis though, and I do enjoy watching that.
 
Hopefully all the butthole kicks are while shoes are being worn...otherwise there are a whole new set of issues.
 
Hopefully all the butthole kicks are while shoes are being worn...otherwise there are a whole new set of issues.

I'd say 90% are with shoe.
 
My boys are constantly clowning each other like this. I can imagine them as adults doing the same.

22, 19, 16, 14 year old's generally being jerks is pretty funny to watch.
 
My boys are constantly clowning each other like this. I can imagine them as adults doing the same.

22, 19, 16, 14 year old's generally being jerks is pretty funny to watch.

We are 8 years apart, but we've always been close.

Him kicking me in the butthole is a little closer than I would like to be but the comedic value is there so we just kinda go with it. It does work on him too, but he doesn't let his guard down much. He gets hit in the balls a lot by my 4 year old.
 
My boys are constantly clowning each other like this. I can imagine them as adults doing the same.

22, 19, 16, 14 year old's generally being jerks is pretty funny to watch.

You should go ahead and establish a butthole kicking protocol...before it gets out of hand.
 
Has anyone else ever kicked you in the butthole?

It would be interesting to know whether your butthole reacts the same way to anyone else's foot.
 
I'm going to my nephew's birthday party this evening.

As soon as I get there, I'm going to call him and his brothers all together and lay down the law on the new fad I've heard kids are doing now.

Under no circumstances should you kick your brother in the butthole!
 
I'm pretty sure that can cause ass cancer.
 
But then again, I'm no doctor.
 
Has anyone else ever kicked you in the butthole?

It would be interesting to know whether your butthole reacts the same way to anyone else's foot.

I agree. I suggest you go downtown and ask various people to try. Be sure and have someone record it.
 
It may be one of those things where you don't realize how much fun it is until you actually try it though.
 
A man in Newt's position, who's bound to get kicked in the butthole and shit himself at a moment's notice, should probably carry around a change of pants and wetwipes.
 
And then it's moments like this where I really look forward to the DCC convention.
 
Has anyone else ever kicked you in the butthole?

It would be interesting to know whether your butthole reacts the same way to anyone else's foot.

Only two others have tried, my wife, and my dad. Neither were successful. My boss has asked me if he could, I told him no. Its kind of intimate, I wouldn't want just anyone kicking me in the butthole.
 
It may be one of those things where you don't realize how much fun it is until you actually try it though.

That is exactly what I am thinking. I wouldn't be asking questions unless I was intrigued.
 
Only two others have tried, my wife, and my dad. Neither were successful. My boss has asked me if he could, I told him no. Its kind of intimate, I wouldn't want just anyone kicking me in the butthole.

Have you ever poured champagne in it?
 
Only two others have tried, my wife, and my dad. Neither were successful. My boss has asked me if he could, I told him no. Its kind of intimate, I wouldn't want just anyone kicking me in the butthole.

It's a special bond between brothers and noone can take his place. I get that.
 
That is exactly what I am thinking. I wouldn't be asking questions unless I was intrigued.

You have sons, so I'm not sure WTF you're waiting for.

Time is a precious commodity. Spend it doing awesome things with those you love.
 
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