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Verizon is really stupid.

We were going to go with Directv for tv and verizon for internet & phone, because we hate Comcast so much. Turned out our HOA wouldn't allow the dish, so we scrapped the whole thing and decided to stick with Comcast.

No problems cancelling directv.

Verizon took 2 customer service reps and 45 minutes of sales pitching to cancel a service we never even had yet (at that point we just had an installation appointment). They were trying to sell us their triple play. I kept telling the woman it was going to have to be a lot cheaper for me to go with it, and she kept coming back with the same price, and tellinge she was giving me everything I wanted. I said no you're not, because I keep telling you I want it cheaper. Idiot.

Then, a few days AFTER WE CANCELLED, there is red spray on our lawn and flags marking the electrical lines. No knock on the door, no note left or indication who was doing it. 2 days later men are outside digging up the lawn. Again, no notice, no indication of who, no knock, nothing.

So I asked what they were doing. Oh, we are installing fios for your appointment. I was like, what? They told me it was already installed in my area and I wouldn't have to do this...plus I CANCELLED ABOUT 6 DAYS AGO. They said this always happens and they are always the last to know. So they cleaned up and left, but now my lawn looks like shit.

I called Verizon and bitched them out. They said, sorry, but you were cancelled on our end. I said obviously not, guys were just digging up my god damn lawn.

Idiots.

Sounds like you never used FIOS. Obviously you had a bad customer relations problem but their equipment and reception is good. Fortunately for me I have had a good experience.
 
Our bank account was cleaned out this weekend by some douche in Massachusetts.

I have his name, address, and phone number and would just really like to punch the bitch right in the mouth.

He paid a phone bill, XBox subscription, large Home Depot purchase, $700 of sports memorabilia, and $270 on fitness equipment.

As I don't currently have the gas money to get to Massachusetts, I plan on signing the little faggot up for every special offer I can find.
 
That stinks. I will come pick you up.
 
Our bank account was cleaned out this weekend by some douche in Massachusetts.

I have his name, address, and phone number and would just really like to punch the bitch right in the mouth.

He paid a phone bill, XBox subscription, large Home Depot purchase, $700 of sports memorabilia, and $270 on fitness equipment.

As I don't currently have the gas money to get to Massachusetts, I plan on signing the little faggot up for every special offer I can find.

Holy shit, man, that sucks. Are you going to be able to get your money back, at least?
 
Soda out of a glass bottle is the best.

Only if it is the real sugar kind. The way they perverted soft drinks in the mid 1980s by putting corn syrup in everything ruined it.

In fact, corn in every effing thing ruined our food, even down to the meat.

Go out of the country, Coke and a simple piece of bacon is different.

Mexican coca-colas in the bottle FTW.
 
That stinks. I will come pick you up.


Let's go, Rev.

I hope you have a van, as I'd like to disguise myself as a Publisher's Clearinghouse guy.

Don't worry about the large decal, I can have it ready by the time you get here.
 
Let's go, Rev.

I hope you have a van, as I'd like to disguise myself as a Publisher's Clearinghouse guy.

Don't worry about the large decal, I can have it ready by the time you get here.

Swing by my house on the way, Rev. I'll provide comedic relief for the trip. I feel it's going to a little too tense.
 
I ate chips made from Hummus yesterday...just a steady stream of hot, steamy, vulgar farts coming out of my ass. It's bad...all silent.
 
Holy shit, man, that sucks. Are you going to be able to get your money back, at least?

I've contacted every company and most of them gave me valuable information.

Turns out the Home Depot wasn't a purchase. Looks like he used his local Home Depot to run my wife's debit card number and find out how much money was in the account.
 
I've contacted every company and most of them gave me valuable information.

Turns out the Home Depot wasn't a purchase. Looks like he used his local Home Depot to run my wife's debit card number and find out how much money was in the account.

How is that even possible? Is he an employee there?
 
How is that even possible? Is he an employee there?

Trying to figure that out now.

The store is a 10 minute drive from his house so he either works there or has a friend.
 
The transaction at Home Depot was for the total balance of our account, so it seems like he just wanted to see how much he had to work with.
 
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