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Bob Roberts said:
The reality is that Skidadl is the DCC owner for at least for one more year. Am I happy with the way Skid has owned the site? In some ways, absolutely! In other ways, not at all. That said, Skid is going to be here through next year and all the whining, moaning and ranting will not change that. Accept it or stop posting for the next year. You will be happier.
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You are using the PM function incorrectly.
 
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Just got behind someone who paid with a check...shocks me still.
 
Carp said:
:lol

It's cute how you do that...it is like the Schmitty/Garrett alarm. Thanks, brother.
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He's just pointing out that you are a happy happy joy joy dick.
 
Carp said:
Just got behind someone who paid with a check...shocks me still.
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Happened to me at Walgreens today as well. Blows my mind why people still refuse to use debit cards.
 
I have literally crapped at least 10 times today. I just sent the wife to the store for disposable wipes. I pray that they come with healing powers and gentleness.
 
My butthole has been dialing my number since I got home last night, but I’ve been letting each call go to voicemail until now. I get up from my bed, sit back down, lie back down, fart, nearly shit my pants, get back up and waddle to the bathroom. I call the first poop of the hangover “The Keystone Shit.” This is actually not a reference to the shitty beer that creates massive shits. The real reason I call it the keystone shit is because it holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration. I sit down and play the song “When the Levee Breaks.” I’m obviously sweating. The keystone feels like a sloth trying to crawl through a PVC pipe. Sloths have very sharp claws. I’m not sure whether or not that completely applies to this reference.
 
Just got this text from my wife: "your wipes are in the bathroom."


Such shame...
 
I have [MENTION=19]skidadl[/MENTION]'s poop issues up on a dry erase board and am flow charting it to figure out what the deal is...when I come up with an answer I'll post. Godspeed.
 
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