Test...

[Cotton]

Pretty much. Sad sad times...

I wouldn't know.

 

[skidadl]

I have [MENTION=19]skidadl[/MENTION]'s poop issues up on a dry erase board and am flow charting it to figure out what the deal is...when I come up with an answer I'll post. Godspeed.

God bless you. Your service does not go unnoticed.

 

[skidadl]

I wouldn't know.

Take it back or I'm about to send you mass texts of the evidence.

 

[Cotton]

Take it back or I'm about to send you mass texts of the evidence.

Dude, I fucking take it back. No need to go there.

 

[Carp]

God bless you. Your service does not go unnoticed.

Be careful when in the shower...you can inadvertently force some water up your ass, making an already moist situation more so.

 

[skidadl]

Be careful when in the shower...you can inadvertently force some water up your ass, making an already moist situation more so.

Some luck-warm, cleaning waters sounds amazing right about now.

 

[Cotton]

Speaking of shits, I normally get thrown way off track when I'm on the road, but this trip has been pretty decent. I have shit fairly normally and without too much incident.

I did, however, have a shit yesterday morning that was one of those little forced shits right before I left for the conference for the day that was quite unfortunate. Lots of wiping and the second wipe the toilet paper ripper and I get 3 fingers worth of fingertip shit. I finally finished wiping and had to waddle with my pants around my feet to wash my hands.

 

[Carp]

Some luck-warm, cleaning waters sounds amazing right about now.

I pretty much always shower after pooping...watch the aggressiveness back there.

 

[boozeman]

Speaking of shits, I normally get thrown way off track when I'm on the road, but this trip has been pretty decent. I have shit fairly normally and without too much incident.

I did, however, have a shit yesterday morning that was one of those little forced shits right before I left for the conference for the day that was quite unfortunate. Lots of wiping and the second wipe the toilet paper ripper and I get 3 fingers worth of fingertip shit. I finally finished wiping and had to waddle with my pants around my feet to wash my hands.

I poop better on the road.

Usually ghost wipes every time.

Can't explain it.

 

[Cotton]

I poop better on the road.

Usually ghost wipes every time.

Can't explain it.

I can't explain my lack of shit consistency when I'm on the road, either. Probably the lack of Whataburger.

 

[boozeman]

I can't explain my lack of shit consistency when I'm on the road, either. Probably the lack of Whataburger.

Fuck off.

 

[skidadl]

Fuck off.

 

[Cotton]

Fuck off.

Good thing is, the trip before this one I was in Houston, so I still had the benefit of that tasty burger. Matter of fact, I had one at the airport before I came home.

 

[L.T. Fan]

I can't explain my lack of shit consistency when I'm on the road, either. Probably the lack of Whataburger.

So your cruise scarfing finally turned loose huh?

 

[Cotton]

So your cruise scarfing finally turned loose huh?

I didn't take a cruise. Maybe you quoted the wrong post?

 

[L.T. Fan]

I didn't take a cruise. Maybe you quoted the wrong post?

Sure did. It was directed at Ski. That's what happens when you try to post and watch tv at the same time.

 

[skidadl]

Sure did. It was directed at Ski. That's what happens when you try to post and watch tv at the same time.

Posting while old?

PWO

 

[Bob Roberts]

 

[Cotton]

Booze, you must have sent me some good mojo. My stewardess on this leg has a very nice ass. Quite spankable.

 

[mcnuttz]

Booze, you must have sent me some good mojo. My stewardess on this leg has a very nice ass. Quite spankable.

Well do it then, hell!

Pics or GTFO.

I shouldn't have to keep saying this.