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[skidadl]

Just pulled the trigger on getting my daughter's Xmas present, which is what she wanted a MacBook.

Pisses me off. Never spent that kind of money on a laptop for myself.

And she's an Apple person.

You try to raise them right and you get this shit.

I feel you, man.

 

[mcnuttz]

Just pulled the trigger on getting my daughter's Xmas present, which is what she wanted a MacBook.

Pisses me off. Never spent that kind of money on a laptop for myself.

And she's an Apple person.

You try to raise them right and you get this shit.

My daughter is still pissed that she never got a Nintendo DS when she was little.

Daddy be all, "Fuck that overpriced shit that you're going to just get zombified by. Go outside and ride your motherfucking bicycle like kids used to do!"

And then my wife is like, "Why are you talking to your children that way? You're a monster and now I'm going to buy them $thousands worth of clothes to make up for it!"

 

[L.T. Fan]

My daughter is still pissed that she never got a Nintendo DS when she was little.

Daddy be all, "Fuck that overpriced shit that you're going to just get zombified by. Go outside and ride your motherfucking bicycle like kids used to do!"

And then my wife is like, "Why are you talking to your children that way? You're a monster and now I'm going to buy them $thousands worth of clothes to make up for it!"

You had a bicycle?

 

[mcnuttz]

You had a bicycle?

I also had empty fish food containers and paper towel rolls when we visited my step-great-grandma's.

She kept them in a paper bag in the corner and only broke them out on special occasions.

 

[L.T. Fan]

I also had empty fish food containers and paper towel rolls when we visited my step-great-grandma's.

She kept them in a paper bag in the corner and only broke them out on special occasions.

Never met a privileged kid before. It's a miracle you turned out so well.

 

[mcnuttz]

Never met a privileged kid before. It's a miracle you turned out so well.

It's been an uphill battle all my life, trying to stay humble and all.

 

[L.T. Fan]

It's been an uphill battle all my life, trying to stay humble and all.

Well you have done an outstanding job of presenting yourself as a nere do well Georgia back woods hillbilly. It's a pleasure to know you.

 

[Cotton]

Never met a privileged kid before. It's a miracle you turned out so well.

Some quality testing right here.

 

[skidadl]

Public cell phone talkers annoy me. Don't want to sit in a Dr waiting room and hear someone talk about what groceries to get, being hungry, your upcoming cruise and so forth.

Same with my barber. Don't talk, just cut my hair.

 

[skidadl]

Had to get a tube shoved up my nose and down my troat today. Then lay back and swallow 10 times and hold. Talk about uncomfortable.

 

[Cotton]

This is amazing.

 

[Cotton]

Public cell phone talkers annoy me. Don't want to sit in a Dr waiting room and hear someone talk about what groceries to get, being hungry, your upcoming cruise and so forth.

Same with my barber. Don't talk, just cut my hair.

Agreed. Just gtf up and walk out to talk. Nobody wants to hear it. It alos annoys the hell out of me when people have their ringer really loud and just let it ring as they spend 5 rings looking at the phone trying to figure out who it is. There are other people around you, motherfuckers!

 

[Cotton]

Had to get a tube shoved up my nose and down my troat today. Then lay back and swallow 10 times and hold. Talk about uncomfortable.

~obligatory "you should be used to that by now" joke goes here~

 

[skidadl]

~obligatory "you should be used to that by now" joke goes here~

 

[mcnuttz]

Public cell phone talkers annoy me. Don't want to sit in a Dr waiting room and hear someone talk about what groceries to get, being hungry, your upcoming cruise and so forth.

Same with my barber. Don't talk, just cut my hair.

As soon as they get off the phone, you should start asking them questions about their conversation.

Annoy the fuck out of them back...it's really only fair.

 

[mcnuttz]

Had to get a tube shoved up my nose and down my troat today. Then lay back and swallow 10 times and hold. Talk about uncomfortable.

Pics or GTFO.

 

[mcnuttz]

This is amazing.

Yeah, that's awesome. I'm gonna try it at the WalMarts this evening.

 

[Cotton]

Pics or GTFO.

Don't you DARE ask him for pics.

 

[Cotton]

Yeah, that's awesome. I'm gonna try it at the WalMarts this evening.

I'm pretty sure the Walmarts works differently. But, let us know how it goes, buddy.

 

[Carp]

Public cell phone talkers annoy me. Don't want to sit in a Dr waiting room and hear someone talk about what groceries to get, being hungry, your upcoming cruise and so forth.

Same with my barber. Don't talk, just cut my hair.

I like to talk to barbers when they are cutting my hair. Over time you develop a repore with them and then they go the extra mile to give you a kick ass hair cut.