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UncleMilti said:
I grab my wifes hair dryer in the morning after my shower and give my donkey balls a few Passovers before a crop dusting flyby of Gold Bond REGULAR powder. No medicated powder for this guy.
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Weheheheeeellllll excuse me Mr My Balls Are Generally Dryer Than Yours But Still Not Completely Dry.
 
Kbrown said:
This is like a list of potato salad ingredients with no recipe. Do I slather on the paste and then dust the area with the powder? Do I sprinkle the powder and then plop some paste down as a seal? Why so cryptic?
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I had Amazon Prime for a year several years ago when they were giving it away free to students for a one year trial. That was back when it was strictly the free shipping thing.

I just found out that the offer to re-up at half price still stood all these years later, so I just got a year for 50 bucks. Aw yeah.
 
Kbrown said:
I had Amazon Prime for a year several years ago when they were giving it away free to students for a one year trial. That was back when it was strictly the free shipping thing.

I just found out that the offer to re-up at half price still stood all these years later, so I just got a year for 50 bucks. Aw yeah.
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How is that? I have thought about joining.
 
Anti Monkey butt is good shit...I just cannot get used to the greasy nut feel I get from it.

Its just powder and mineral oil combined.

Nothing like oily nuts I say.
 
No need to get hyper about your family jewels. The key to keeping your nuts dry is the type shorts you wear. Boxers are the best for air circulation. Wear them and you don't have to worry about humid crotch.
Addendum. Don't wear tight skinny jeans either.
 
Powder on the nuts, paste on the taint and sidewalls.
 
Yeahhh.... I'll be skipping the paste, thankyouverymuch. I'm thinking it would feel too much like a rogue shart.
 
UncleMilti said:
How is that? I have thought about joining.
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Like I said, until just now I only had it for the shipping thing. That part worked as advertised. No shipping fees and no checking the USPS tracking number for a week and a half or whatever.

I have been renting from Amazon Instant Video lately, mainly for its selection of ridiculous old slasher films that Netflix doesn't carry. As I scroll through, it looks like they have a decent selection from a lot of different genres for free on Prime, so I'm eager to give it a browse when I get home.
 
NoDak said:
Yeahhh.... I'll be skipping the paste, thankyouverymuch. I'm thinking it would feel too much like a rogue shart.
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I'm not talking preventive measures here, my friend.

I use this when I've worked out in the heat all day and chafing has occurred.

This is a healing process.
 
mcnuttz said:
I'm not talking preventive measures here, my friend.

I use this when I've worked out in the heat all day and chafing has occurred.

This is a healing process.
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Ahhh, ok. That makes much more sense.

I will now put you back in the rolodex for any and all questions concerning fastfood condiments and/or tender nether regions.
 
@All is well. ;
 
Sounds like Gold Bond might be getting consideration for an upcoming vote for DCC Props (Products Receiving Outstanding Performance Status)
 
pdom said:
Sounds like Gold Bond might be getting consideration for an upcoming vote for DCC Props (Products Receiving Outstanding Performance Status)
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Lotrimen does a pretty good job in some areas.
 
pdom said:
Sounds like Gold Bond might be getting consideration for an upcoming vote for DCC Props (Products Receiving Outstanding Performance Status)
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It's great for chafing swear by the stuff.
 
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Jerry is working on expanding the playoff format so that our 8-8 team can get in!

Keep the faith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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