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Please leave the room and take your pants with you. Also remove that grin. You know which grin I am referring to.
 
Gold Bond Medicated Powder. God's gift to a man's nether region.

Miracle cure for swamp ass, chaffing, and any other nastiness associated with sweaty ass/nutsack. And on top of all that, it leaves a delightful tingling sensation. Like 10,000 tiny elves tap dancing on your nutsack.

You're welcome.
 
NoDak said:
Gold Bond Medicated Powder. God's gift to a man's nether region.

Miracle cure for swamp ass, chaffing, and any other nastiness associated with sweaty ass/nutsack. And on top of all that, it leaves a delightful tingling sensation. Like 10,000 tiny elves tap dancing on your nutsack.

You're welcome.
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I must say... this sounds glorious.
 
Iamtdg said:
I must say... this sounds glorious.
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That was exactly the emotion I was shooting for.
 
NoDak said:
Gold Bond Medicated Powder. God's gift to a man's nether region.

Miracle cure for swamp ass, chaffing, and any other nastiness associated with sweaty ass/nutsack. And on top of all that, it leaves a delightful tingling sensation. Like 10,000 tiny elves tap dancing on your nutsack.

You're welcome.
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I can vouch for this product as well.

Use it in conjunction with the Monkey Butt Paste and there taint no mo problems in that area no mo.
 
mcnuttz said:
I can vouch for this product as well.

Use it in conjunction with the Monkey Butt Paste and there taint no mo problems in that area no mo.
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I've never tried the Anti-Monkey Butt products. Is it like Gold Bond? I became a firm believer of GB while in Iraq, and haven't seen any reason to stray.

But if you're talking about mixing the two... I'm listening.
 
NoDak said:
I've never tried the Anti-Monkey Butt products. Is it like Gold Bond? I became a firm believer of GB while in Iraq, and haven't seen any reason to stray.

But if you're talking about mixing the two... I'm listening.
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Gold Bond is the powder, Monkey Butt is a paste.

I've always used MBP but you recommended GB years ago so I gave it a shot.

Combined, their powers are infinite.
 
Kinda like Voltron for your bidness.
 
mcnuttz said:
Gold Bond is the powder, Monkey Butt is a paste.

I've always used MBP but you recommended GB years ago so I gave it a shot.

Combined, their powers are infinite.
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This is like a list of potato salad ingredients with no recipe. Do I slather on the paste and then dust the area with the powder? Do I sprinkle the powder and then plop some paste down as a seal? Why so cryptic?
 
Hmmm. . .

Will the lady at Walgreens know what I'm up to, or is this gold bond stuff intended for other uses?

I bought some magnesium citrate a few weeks ago, and she asked me if it works. I told her I didn't know, it's for my elderly neighbor.
 
Kbrown said:
This is like a list of potato salad ingredients with no recipe. Do I slather on the paste and then dust the area with the powder? Do I sprinkle the powder and then plop some paste down as a seal? Why so cryptic?
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I'd guess fundip style, get it wet, then dust it up.
 
Sheik said:
Will the lady at Walgreens know what I'm up to, or is this gold bond stuff intended for other uses?
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Oh yeah. You know, you can sprinkle that stuff on anything. Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick me up.
 
I grab my wifes hair dryer in the morning after my shower and give my donkey balls a few Passovers before a crop dusting flyby of Gold Bond REGULAR powder. No medicated powder for this guy.
 
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