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My brother hasn't worked with me for a while, after he graduated he moved on to a new job. He is a bonafied safety man now.
 
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Some experts you guys are. My butthole itched all day yesterday and I got no advice. This used to be a place of learned doctors in training, what have you all become? Ohhhhh, he got bit on the nipple, let's make jokes and call him a weirdo instead of fixing his problems. Next time you have poop consistency problems don't come to me!
 
Hey dummy...use wet wipes, but after you are done with the last wet wipe on the butthole you have to hit it with dry TP.

Sincerely,

Dr Poop
 
Newt said:
Some experts you guys are. My butthole itched all day yesterday and I got no advice. This used to be a place of learned doctors in training, what have you all become? Ohhhhh, he got bit on the nipple, let's make jokes and call him a weirdo instead of fixing his problems. Next time you have poop consistency problems don't come to me!
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Okay, let me see if I can help. Cover your ears, LT.

Did you get bit on your butthole?
 
Newt said:
Some experts you guys are. My butthole itched all day yesterday and I got no advice. This used to be a place of learned doctors in training, what have you all become? Ohhhhh, he got bit on the nipple, let's make jokes and call him a weirdo instead of fixing his problems. Next time you have poop consistency problems don't come to me!
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Okay. My advise is if your ass itches, scratch it.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Okay. My advise is if your ass itches, scratch it.
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Just because you can pull up WebMD doesn't make you a doctor.

Leave the medical advice to the resident experts, pal!
 
Worst fake doctors ever.

Did I get bit on the butthole? Are you retarded? No, I got bit on the nipple.

Use wet wipes.... Come on, do I look like a rookie to you? Do you think I would bring my problems to the board if it was as simple as "use some wet wipes fatass!"?

Scratch your butt! Scratch your own ass old man, my butthole itches, not my ass cheeks. It's not a hemorrhoid, I wouldn't expect you to understand or remember what healthy butthole should feel like.

Jesus, you know I have good insurance, I don't have to put up with this crap!
 
Apparently, itchy buttholes also cause extreme crankiness.
 
Oh look, someone found a side effect, there is hope after all.
 
See if I ever try help you again, Fig Newton.
 
Well that didn't work.
 

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Is that the current state of your butthole?
 
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