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[Cotton]

So you become a mod and now you've got psychic powers?

Happened to me, too.

^5

I knew you were going to post that so I gave you ^5 like 10 minutes ago.

 

[mcnuttz]

And I climbed up on a ladder, so in reality it was a v5.

 

[Cotton]

And I climbed up on a ladder, so in reality it was a v5.

Damn, sorry dude, did I hit you in the nuts?

 

[mcnuttz]

No, I knew you were going to do that so I did a Jean Claude van Damme split to another ladder and saw the v5 through.

 

[Cotton]

Well played. Very well played.

 

[UncleMilti]

To say that I'm secretly rooting for you each to get fired would be patently false.

I can only fire myself.

And that's not happening, because I have a mirror in my office.

Fuck everyone.

 

[UncleMilti]

Oh....and Merry Christmas everyone!!!

 

[Cotton]

Oh....and Merry Christmas everyone!!!

 

[mcnuttz]

I can only fire myself.

And that's not happening, because I have a mirror in my office.

Fuck everyone.

I need to get a mother humping mirror.

 

[L.T. Fan]

I can only fire myself.

And that's not happening, because I have a mirror in my office.

Fuck everyone.

Sounds like a Jerry Jones quote.

 

[mcnuttz]

Sounds like a Jerry Jones quote.

Embrace the hate, amigo!

 

[Bob Roberts]

I know, I know...but $2 was a hell of a bargain and I couldn't pass it up

 

[UncleMilti]

 

[Bob Roberts]

Ok...

Man/Woman? Two dudes? Two chicks?

 

[Cotton]

Holy god.

 

[boozeman]

Bob.

Please stop.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Bob.

Please stop.

:( :(

 

[Deuce]

 

[boozeman]

My wife got one of those Elf Of The Shelf things for our daughter weeks ago.

http://www.elfontheshelf.com/content/about-us

The thing is you are supposed to move it around because it is "watching" the kid.

To me, it is creepy, but my wife is dead serious.

I forgot to move it the other night and my wife got pissed....like I ruined things.

Honestly, a stalking elf is not something my little girl needs as a stress source in her life.

 

[Deuce]

My wife got one of those Elf Of The Shelf things for our daughter weeks ago.

http://www.elfontheshelf.com/content/about-us

The thing is you are supposed to move it around because it is "watching" the kid.

To me, it is creepy, but my wife is dead serious.

I forgot to move it the other night and my wife got pissed....like I ruined things.

Honestly, a stalking elf is not something my little girl needs as a stress source in her life.

It's actually yielded positive results in the last few years in decreasing poor behavior in children.

It is crazy how big it's gotten, though. There's now a female elf and a birthday elf. $$$