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NoDak said:
This is true. But there's a problem... If he has to send anything back, the river only flows south.

I could put my dog on a raft and send him down, I suppose. He's pretty good at finding his way home.
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Big wheel keep on turnin, send the test results back upstream with proud Mary.
 
mcnuttz said:
Big wheel keep on turnin, send the test results back upstream with proud Mary.
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What if I have pooping problems in the winter, huh? proud Mary will be f'd with a frozen river.
 
NoDak said:
What if I have pooping problems in the winter, huh? proud Mary will be f'd with a frozen river.
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In this case would you be considered shit out of luck.

:unsure
 
Iamtdg said:
In this case would you be considered shit out of luck.

:unsure
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:towel
 
I'm thinking Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich for lunch. Either that or Popeye's. Such a conundrum.
 
Kbrown said:
Choice three: health.
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I don't see that on the list anywhere, but right below the above two options is one that says GTFO.
 
~rubs fat belly and chuckles to self~
 
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NoDak said:
What if I have pooping problems in the winter, huh? proud Mary will be f'd with a frozen river.
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They say you can't shine up a turd, but they've probably never seen one on ice skates.

I think it'd be glorious.
 
For real though, I've been out of the north for so long that I don't remember how they transport stuff in the winter.

I believe with all my heart, though, that Mother Nature doesn't have the means of holding back our fine poop doctor.
 
Just saw that Whataburger ketchup is about to be released to be sold in HEBs.

~homer simpson drool~
 
mcnuttz said:
For real though, I've been out of the north for so long that I don't remember how they transport stuff in the winter.

I believe with all my heart, though, that Mother Nature doesn't have the means of holding back our fine poop doctor.
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We could chip in and get our Poop Dr. some snow shoes. He'll be needing them for his move into the great white north. Or maybe a dog sled. That'd be cool
 
Iamtdg said:
Just saw that Whataburger ketchup is about to be released to be sold in HEBs.

~homer simpson drool~
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What is so great about it?
 
Carp said:
I was stationed in Wymoing and grew up in a small town, so I have a feel for what I am getting into. I kept the velcro gloves as well...romance is in the air.
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I was kinda thinking that you've been in different places after I posted that. I could have went back and stated that but I was too lazy so I just let it ride with looking dumb.
 
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