Damn, we had a good thing going.
On the last board, I asked Booze if I could get into VIP. He replied with, "You're all set, bro!!" (or something to that effect). Yet I still couldn't see anything. I just figured Booze hates me.
Mind if I take a dump in your garden shed?
So looks like I am going to Nebraska for an assignment...umm, what?
This is an act of terrorism on me!
Go Huskers!
So looks like I am going to Nebraska for an assignment...umm, what?
This is an act of terrorism on me!
Go Huskers!
Feh. This is my last assignment. My daughter starts high school this year and I was hoping to get to a smaller town for he to go to school in. I am actually kind of excited for it.
I know its just a typo but calling your daughter a he actually made me chuckle.
I know its just a typo but calling your daughter a he actually made me chuckle.
You're getting stationed in Nebraska? In Offutt? That's right along the Missouri river, and I live right beside the MR up here.
I'll send you messages in a bottle. Don't be alarmed if they smell bad. I might send you the occasional sealed fart bomb.
You could definitely save on stool sample shipping costs.
This is true. But there's a problem... If he has to send anything back, the river only flows south.
I could put my dog on a raft and send him down, I suppose. He's pretty good at finding his way home.