Just get a damn poodle. Shit.
In light of new information I think you should go with a Pekinese.
I'm telling you, get a lab.
You will not be disappointed.
I think that is what it was actually.
Not if you train them right.Labs will chew up half of you house including siding before a full week is gone.
Not if you train them right.
Any dog is only as good as their owner.
And you want to turn Carp loose as the trainer for a Lab? Too much poop training and mnot enough obedience.
I'm telling you, get a lab.
You will not be disappointed.
Labs are awesome dogs.
I never really thought they were high energy, but I also have a Yorkie so that's what I compare it too.Good call on the Weimaraner, Deuce. Great dogs. Or a German Short Hair. Another cool dog.
But they are kind of high energy, being a hunting breed. And it doesn't look like he wants that.

They are after they reach the age of 18 months. When they are younger they are one of the most destructive dogs going. I have seen them tear up things I would not have believed. My daughter had one that literally chewed the siding off their exterior walls. As to training , they spent a fortune on it before they gave up and found the dog another home. Labs are lovable but destructive when young. Just be prepared for a lot of frustration for a while.
If they could have found the brakes they probably would have. The mutt likely ate the brakes.Sounds like that mutt from the movie/book "Marley & Me".
I'd have beat the brakes off that dog.
Fortunately I've been lucky with all of my dogs. I've had a German Shepard, Chow, Golden Retriever, now we currently have a Bichon Frise.