Soccer Thread

[Genghis Khan]

Ranch isn't available worldwide?

 

[Rev]

Ranch isn't available worldwide?

Its not. There is a young female in England that orders all kinds of american foods and tries them on social media. Ranch was one of the big ones for her.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Wat? Their soccer team is going to eat a metric ton of food?

 

[Rev]

 

[Rev]

 

[Genghis Khan]

I really think the broadcasts should do a much better job of explaining the relevant rules that come up.

They keep referring to whether that 2nd goal was offsides, but they never once explained what would actually make it offsides. The rules are confusing and not intuitive. I would like to know what the rule is.

And that's a consistent pattern. A lot of rulings are happening and I haven't heard once them explain what's going on.

There are I'm assuming a bunch of people like me who are watching this but rarely watch soccer.

 

[Genghis Khan]

The girl holding that Rexona board is about as feminine as Manchelle.

 

[bbgun]

I can't feel patriotic unless my side's in charge!

 

[Rev]

 

[bbgun]

the BBC added mountains to Houston's skyline

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Everybody knows Houston (minus downtown) looks like Albuquerque.

 

[Simpleton]

I really think the broadcasts should do a much better job of explaining the relevant rules that come up.

They keep referring to whether that 2nd goal was offsides, but they never once explained what would actually make it offsides. The rules are confusing and not intuitive. I would like to know what the rule is.

And that's a consistent pattern. A lot of rulings are happening and I haven't heard once them explain what's going on.

There are I'm assuming a bunch of people like me who are watching this but rarely watch soccer.

The long and short of it is the attacking player who gets the ball can't be beyond the last defender (not including the goalie) when the ball is kicked by his teammate. Once it's kicked and is in the air then it doesn't matter.

There's some nuance to it but that's the gist of it.

 

[Cotton]

Everybody knows Houston (minus downtown) looks like Albuquerque.

Apparently, geography is hard.

 

[Cotton]

The long and short of it is the attacking player who gets the ball can't be beyond the last defender (not including the goalie) when the ball is kicked by his teammate. Once it's kicked and is in the air then it doesn't matter.

There's some nuance to it but that's the gist of it.

Look at you.. in here like talking soccer and stuff.

 

[Genghis Khan]

The long and short of it is the attacking player who gets the ball can't be beyond the last defender (not including the goalie) when the ball is kicked by his teammate. Once it's kicked and is in the air then it doesn't matter.

There's some nuance to it but that's the gist of it.

Props.

 

[Simpleton]

Look at you.. in here like talking soccer and stuff.

I have family in Europe, so it comes natural.

 

[Cotton]

I have family in Europe, so it comes natural.

I was more making fun of me than I was you. Because, me and others can't seem to stay on thread topic, and it shows.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I was more making fun of me than I was you. Because, me and others can't seem to stay on thread topic, and it shows.

I mean, it's a thread about soccer, so...

 

[Cotton]

I mean, it's a thread about soccer, so...

And, yet, we were talking about the idiocy of a news station portraying Houston as having mountains.