MLB Chatter Thread

[Genghis Khan]

"I'm built for this." -Nolan McLean

 

[Cotton]

Good.

 

[Cotton]

Come on, boys. We have to get this pitcher out of the game, so bats coming alive would be nice about now.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Man, seeing that Wendy's commercial about dunking fries in a Frosty makes it obvious just how calculated that stupid CEO propaganda really was. People are so gullible.

McDonald's keeps it REAL.

 

[Rev]

This offense reminds me of the Rangers offense last season.

 

[Cotton]

I wonder how long it took them to come up with the name Big Arch?

 

[Cotton]

This game is flying by.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I wonder how long it took them to come up with the name Big Arch?

Probably about as long as the Big Mac.

 

[Cotton]

Probably about as long as the Big Mac.

Can you imagine the meeting?

Boss: Okay, we have a big new sandwich coming out and we need a name.

Some very observant employee. We already have Big Mac. Shit, what the hell are we gonna name it?

Another employee: Well, we are known for the golden arches. What about the Big Golden?

Boss: You might be on to something. How about Big Arch?

~employees all cheer in agreeance~

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Actually, they probably paid some consulting firm a jillion dollars to come up with that.

 

[Cotton]

Actually, they probably paid some consulting firm a jillion dollars to come up with that.

Yeah, that's probably much closer to the truth.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Can't we use The Discombobulator on them or something?

 

[Cotton]

9 outs left. I am starting to lose a bit of hope.

 

[Cotton]

Fucking just spit tea through my nose at high velocity. Thanks, Chapo.

 

[Cotton]

Damn, Venezuelan fans are impatient. They booed the throw over to first like he had done it 10 times in a row.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

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[Cotton]

6 outs. Ugh.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

Well, fuck.

 

[bbgun]

We freed their country from a madman and this is how they repay us?