I don't see (minus a trade up) how he could possibly fuck up the first round in a draft like this one. I just hope he doesn't surprise me.
Just give me one of these guys tonight, Jerry. With no retarded trade up. A trade down to get one of these will be acceptable.
In no particular order:
Taylor Lewan
Aaron Donald
Johnny Manziel
Zack Martin
Calvin Pryor
Blake Bortles
Timmy Jernigan
Odell Beckham
Ryan Shazier
kthnxbia

I don't see (minus a trade up) how he could possibly fuck up the first round in a draft like this one. I just hope he doesn't surprise me.

No. Seriously.

Please replace Ryan Shazier with Anthony Barr on your list. I'm only going to ask once.![]()
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hypothetical:
We draft Eric Ebron, then trade Witten for a 2nd.
We then use the 2nd to select Teddy Bridgewater.
Thoughts?
Hypothetical:
We draft Eric Ebron, then trade Witten for a 2nd.
We then use the 2nd to select Teddy Bridgewater.
Thoughts?