Draft Weekend Chatter Thread...

[Carp]

Johnny just squinted his eyes when he said play for "THAT GM, THAT OWNER". He's talking about Jerry. askajfhweoirhasdlf1~@!

Well there goes that set of underwear.

 

[boozeman]

They really need to change these draft commercials to rename the character Jerry Martincakes.

 

[Carp]

I'm already 3 beers in and the draft hadn't even started.

If we get Johnny Cowboy, it's going to be a drunken love fest in this bitch.

Beware.

Ace drinks them out of thimbles...it's cute.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

You just came to this conclusion? He's loathsome.

No but he is really rubbing me the wrong way right before this draft.

 

[Carp]

Fat Mullet Guy!!!!

 

[NoDak]

No, I do that deal all day.

You gotta get more than just next years first for a fall that far.

 

[Texas Ace]

Johnny just squinted his eyes when he said play for "THAT GM, THAT OWNER". He's talking about Jerry. askajfhweoirhasdlf1~@!

What is this about?

 

[Cotton]

Ace drinks them out of thimbles...it's cute.

With his pinky out?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'm already 3 beers in and the draft hadn't even started.

If we get Johnny Cowboy, it's going to be a drunken love fest in this bitch.

Beware.

I'm holding off on the Makers Mark until closer to the draft.

 

[NoDak]

I'm already 3 beers in and the draft hadn't even started.

If we get Johnny Cowboy, it's going to be a drunken love fest in this bitch.

Beware.

Already 3 beers in? You'd better slow down. A little fella your size will be comatose as you approach the end of that sixer.

 

[Cotton]

I'm holding off on the Makers Mark until closer to the draft.

It's in 24 minutes. You waiting on Goodell to take the podium? Poon.

 

[Cotton]

Already 3 beers in? You'd better slow down. A little fella your size will be comatose as you approach the end of that sixer.

I don't know how many I have had, but hey are going down very smoothly. This could get fun.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

It's in 24 minutes. You waiting on Goodell to take the podium? Poon.

I thought it started at 7...

Or are you drunk already...

 

[Cotton]

 

[Texas Ace]

Already 3 beers in? You'd better slow down. A little fella your size will be comatose as you approach the end of that sixer.

My Nordic amigo, my short ass can drink with the best of them.

3 beers ain't nothing.

If Manziel ends up a Cowboy, you'll know by my reaction in about 2 hours when 60 more ounces of beer have been consumed.

 

[Carp]

With his pinky out?

He can't...needs both hands to hold it up.

 

[NoDak]

He can't...needs both hands to hold it up.

 

[boozeman]

Walk-up songs for every prospect at 2014 NFL Draft
By Dan Hanzus
Around the League Writer
Published: May 8, 2014 at 07:13 p.m.
Updated: May 8, 2014 at 07:27 p.m.
NEW YORK -- You might have heard that NFL prospects, for the first time ever, will have walk-up music as they take the Radio City Music Hall stage at tonight's draft.

This is one of those ideas that you can believe someone didn't come up with sooner. This is the greatest moment of these young guys' lives, so why wouldn't you have them soundtrack it?

You'll find below the choice of each prospect. I leaned on NFL Media editor and newsroom hip-hop enthusiast David Ely for instant reaction.

Odell Beckham Jr.
" The Sky's The Limit" - Lil Wayne

Blake Bortles
" Blow Up" - J. Cole

Teddy Bridgewater
" The World's Greatest" - R. Kelly

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
" Never Would Have Made It" - Marvin Sapp

Jadeveon Clowney
" The Man" - Aloe Blacc
Note: This is the same song from that weird Colin Kaepernick commercial where crazed fans are attacking his team bus.

Brandin Cooks and Ryan Shazier
" Everythang" - Young Jeezy
Sample lyric: "I used to have nothin'/ but now I got a whole lot of everythang / and I come through stuntin'/ and now the whole world gon' know/ my name"


Kony Ealy
" Money Baby" - K Camp

Eric Ebron
" They Don't Love You No More" - DJ Khaled

Mike Evans
" Trophies" - Young Money feat. Drake

Kyler Fuller and Ra'Shede Hageman
" We Made It" - Drake feat. Soulja Boy

Jimmy Garoppolo
" Good Life" - Kanye West feat. T-Pain

Justin Gilbert
" We Dem Boyz" - Wiz Khalifa

Cyrus Kouandjio
" Radioactive" - Imagine Dragons

Cody Latimer
" Everyday" - Ace Hood

Marqise Lee
" Handsome & Wealthy" - Migos

Taylor Lewan
" Rock City" - Kings Of Leon

Khalil Mack & Greg Robinson
" Happy" - Pharrell Williams

Johnny Manziel
" Draft Day" - Drake

Sample lyric: "Draft day, Johnny Manziel, Five years later how am I the man still?"

He picks a song with his own name dropped in the first line! JFF!


Jake Matthews
" Going The Distance" - Bill Conti

Jordan Matthews
" Through The Wire" - Kanye West

Morgan Moses
" Sideline Story" - J. Cole

C.J. Mosley
" My Favorite Song" - Wiz Khalifa

Calvin Pryor
" Dreams & Nightmares" - Meek Mill

Bradley Roby
" Believe Me" - Drake feat. Lil Wayne

Jason Verrett
" Icy" - Gucci Mane

Sammy Watkins
" Look What You've Done" - Drake
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Sad. Radioactive is the only song I can say I have listened to. Oh and the elevator version of "Happy".

 

[Cotton]

I thought it started at 7...

Or are you drunk already...

It does start at 7. Central. You lawyers really should study time zones while in school. ~glances at Smitty~

Oh, he's not here. Well, Parcells sucked ass and was a detriment to the team.