DCC Entrance Exam

I don't even know that one.

It was a debate about whether Romo was trying to fake out the defense by lifting his leg more than once before the snap.
 
Worst answer was the 'if you can change one Cowboys loss to a victory" question. This year vs. Detroit? We have 3 SB losses and multiple NFCC game losses and he's concerned about a regular season game in a .500ish season vs. Detroit?

Maybe he is more concerned about making history rather than mourning it. :shrug
 
Round 2 exam updated in Post #1.

Do the new round of questions satisfy drunk Iamtdg?
 
11. What's the interesting factoid about the NFL-record 99.5 yard Tony Dorsett run?[/QUOTE] Dallas only had 10 men on the field.[/QUOTE]

:towel
 
No comments on Hank's new answers? I figure Kelly Clarkson would've sparked some discussion.
 
Poster: Karbala
Date: January 5, 2014
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Grades:

Optimist (1) or Pessimist (5): 4.0
Lurker (1) or Frequent Poster (5): 2.5
Participation in non-Cowboys Threads (1 least - 5 most): 1.0
Predicted Ally: Ace
Predicted Enemy: Schmitty

Overall: Lacks patience. Will end up a lurker for the most part. Probably just post heavily in a Gameday Chatter or random thread - won't participate in multiple forums/threads.

Won't offer any wit or insight. Will do nothing but make lame jokes. Respectable Cowboys knowledge.

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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time
Irvin

2. Cowboys Player You Hate/Hated the Most
Owens. Choice a 2nd for asking for an autograph from Vick.

3. Favorite Recipe

fajita nachos

4. Best Cowboys coach of All-Time

Landry

5. What does 'BATG' stand for?

Don't know

6. Favorite BATG:

a. BATG - The Chronicles
b. BATG II - Havana Nights
c. BATG III - Remaking Morocco
d. BATG IV - Saving the Earth & Shit

e. not picking since i do not know what it is

7. Jerry Jones is a:
a. Great owner, horrible GM

this is the closest answer. he would be a better owner if he hired a gm, but he will spend money on players

8. I'm __________, ya dumbasses
b. at your mom's house

Why do you think she stopped going to church on Sundays?

9. Which word is spelled correctly?
b. whitten

Considering so many Cowboys fans spell it this way, it must be right. or something like that.

10. What's a reputable source?
Wiki is most likely to be correct from the choices provided.

11. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Dat Nguyen

12. Name your favorite:

this looks like wrestling...... so... no.

13. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
b. Going to Sea World

14. Drinking milk after eating hot wings:
b. proves the wings were too spicy

15. The new Cowboys Stadium:
c. I prefer Texas Stadium

16. Vote for location of next DCC Convention
e. doesn't matter, as long as I get a koozie

17. Best type of avatar
d. Something goofy

18. How many Cowboys games have you attended?
1

19. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time
Super Bowl 27

20. If you could change one all-time Cowboys' loss into a victory, which game would it be?
NFC Championship game loss to SF. So we could go on to win Super Bowl 29 and win 4 in a row.

21. What do you wear on Gameday?
Either a Cowboys long sleeve shirt or jersey for good luck. Lot of good that is doing.

22. Where is Auburn?
In Alabama

23. Favorite alter ego
No idea.

24. How many of the letter 'o' in the word "R______yyyyyy!!!1!1"
7

25. Do you like Mexicans?
Sure.

26. How much are you going to donate to the DCC?
Depends on if I post here or not.

27. More important to the defense - pass rush or cornerbacks?
Pass rush.

28. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it?
lil' emmitt

29. Do you consider yourself a realist, pessimist, or optimist?
optimist

30. Favorite DCC poster
dude, ive been here for a day....

31. Pitbulls are:
b. great pets if trained properly by owners

32. Best hamburger chain
a. In-n-Out

33. Hottest redhead
b. Kindle Fire - live chat girl

34. Favorite Acronym
d. TLDR - kind of like this test

35. What Cowboys need to succeed
b. secret sauce

36. Worst enemy of the DCC
a. King of Larestan
b. Mexicans
c. Tech lunch

37. Sexiest attribute of kristi
a. eyewink

38. Required time between posts should be:

d. None

39. A DCCer reveals something embarrassing on Facebook, so you:

c. only post about it if DCCer denies/lies about it

40. Favorite weekend attire

d. sweat pants

41. Pam Oliver is:
d. nothing compared to Suzy Kolber

42. On your own 36-yard line, 00:04 left in the 1st half and you're down 3-0 on the road. It's 1st and 10. What do you do?

e. Throw a pass to the flat to your backup RB who asked for a Michael Vick autograph

It probably has a high success rate and could in no way come back to bite them in the ass..... wait.....

43. Which is your faborite art piece in Cowboys Stadium?
* Go to (http://stadium.dallascowboys.com/art_gallery1.cfm) to see gallery

44. Which draft decision pissed you off the most

c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)

45. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed):
d. Keep the white jerseys, just change the sea-green pants

46. Who's the fattest chick you'd bone?

e. Other

47. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?

d. the Star

48. Select one sentence below.

e. (b) and (c)

49. Favorite Mascot
a. Crazy Ray

50. Who is Mr. Cowboy?

e. None of the above

51. What's the interesting factoid about the NFL-record 99.5 yard Tony Dorsett run?
Cowboys only had 10 players on the field.
 
31. Pitbulls are:
b. great pets if trained properly by owners

:towel

34. Favorite Acronym
d. TLDR - kind of like this test

:lol
 
This guy I gonna need a bunch of work. He's more like a free agent pickup who projects to be a project. Sort of like most of our mid round picks.
 
Any idea where this dude came from?

I've been talking to a couple of people on twitter, but not sure if this is one of them.
 
He completely avoided answering that question.

Uh oh. Trojan horse and iamtdg extraordinaire opened up the gates and showered his path with rose petals.
 


Poster: MikeRod72
Date: October 30, 2016
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Lurker (1) or Frequent Poster (5): 3.0
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Predicted Ally: NoDak
Predicted Enemy: Jiggyfly, townsend, Clay Allison

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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time
#1 Roger Staubach

2. Cowboys (ex or current) Player You Hate
#2 Brandon Carr

3. Favorite Recipe
#3 Grandma's Macoroni Casserol

4. Best Cowboys coach of All-Time
#4 Jimmy

5. What does 'BATG' stand for?
#5 Big Ass Titty Girl

6. Favorite BATG:
a. BATG - The Chronicles
b. BATG II - Havana Nights
c. BATG III - Remaking Morocco
d. BATG IV - Saving the Earth & Shit

#6 Big Ass Titty Girl Saving the Earth and shit

7. Jerry Jones is a:
a. Great owner, horrible GM
b. Great owner and average/good/great GM
c. One of the worst owners and GMs in the league

#7 a

8. I'm __________, ya dumbasses:
a. drunk
b. at your mom's house
c. inebriated
d. terrified
e. None of the above

8. e

9. Which word is spelled correctly?
a. tadamount
b. whitten
c. ludicre
d. meskin

9. d....definitely d

10. What's a reputable source?
a. Mel Kiper
b. CNN/SI
c. Wikipedia
d. The Sporting News
e. LBOH

10. Wiki....I write for them

11. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Dat Nguyen
b. Dexter Coakley
c. Hollywood Henderson
d. Matt Vanderbeek
e. Dixon Edwards

11. Sounds oriental so Im going with Dat

12. Name your favorite:
a. Mr. Furley sniff
b. Ultimate Warrior
c. kk thx bai bai no re
d. Ric Flair strut
e. Ric Flair "GET OUT HERE"

12. d

13. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
a. Punching a time clock
b. Going to Sea World
c. Corralling a greased pig
d. Inviting HBO over to film

13. If the pig is dead then hell yea!!

14. Drinking milk after eating hot wings:
a. is stupid. Drink water.
b. proves the wings were too spicy
c. proves that you can handle the spiciness

14. d.....I'll drink piss if it's next to me and the wings are too hot

15. The new Cowboys Stadium:
a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego
b. One of, if not, the best stadium in the NFL
c. I prefer Texas Stadium

15. both b and c

16. Vote for location of next DCC Convention
a. Las Vegas
b. Auburn
c. at the border
d. Test Thread
e. doesn't matter, as long as I get a koozie

16. ummm....my place?

17. Best type of avatar:
a. Photo of person
b. A logo of something
c. Cowboys-related
d. Something goofy

17. pic of a goofy person with a Romo jersey at the stadium standing next to Tom's statue

18. How many Cowboys games have you attended?
18. 6

19. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time
19. Buffalo when Romo threw 5 pics and we still won

20. If you could change one all-time Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be?
20. Monday night game against Redskins when we led 13-0 and in the last 4 min Santana Moss caught two TD's to make it 14-13 final.....or the Ice Bowl

21. What do you wear on Gameday?
21. Zeke jersey starting this season...before Stuabach

22. Where is Auburn?
22. In your dreams

23. Favorite alter ego:
a. Nugget
b. Phyllis
c. HITR
d. Takmina

23......K.......

24. How many of the letter 'o' in the word "R______yyyyyy!!!1!1"
24. Lots of zero's. Dont know how many O's

25. Do you like Mexicans?
25. I dont like Hillary Clinton

26. 5. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed): C & D
a. I like the current blue away jerseys more than the white homes
b. Screw tradition. Wear the blue jerseys at home permanently
c. Blue jerseys are bad luck
d. Keep the white jerseys, just change the sea-green pants
e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL.
f. I'd modernize and change the uniforms completely.

26. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

27. More important - pass rush or cornerbacks?
27. Pass rush

28. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it?
28. My wife?

29. Do you consider yourself a realist, pessimist, or optimist?
29. Masterbationist

30. Favorite DCC poster:
30. We have posters?

31. Pitbulls are:
a. uncontrollable and should be illegal
b. great pets if trained properly by owners
c. for people with tiny Ryobis

31. Living next door and dont like me

32. Best hamburger chain:
a. In-n-Out
b. Whataburger
c. Burger King/McDonalds/Carls Jr/Hardees
d. Sonic
e. Five Guys
f. None-I'm a vegetarian

32. Really???? Orange W all day errrday

33. 4. Which draft decision pissed you off the most C
a. Passing on Steven Jackson
b. Passing on Randy Moss
c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)
d. Drafting TEs in three separate 2nd rounds
e. Other

33. RAAAANNNNNNNDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

34. Favorite Acronym:
a. GTFO
b. BISP
c. CSB
d. TLDR

34. GTFO...i'm sure I'll hear it alot on this forum

35. you skipped this one

36. Worst enemy of the DCC:
a. King of Larestan
b. Mexicans
c. Tech lunch

36. I just don't like the name King

37. Sexiest attribute of Kristi:
a. eyewink
b. computer reflection on glasses
c. tall glass of drink
d. chubby
e. stringy hair

37. Chubby :jerk

38. Wow skipped this one too...freebie for me

39. Which is your favorite art piece in Cowboys Stadium?
* Go to (http://stadium.dallascowboys.com/art_gallery1.cfm) to see gallery

39. The entrance with the hot blonde wand girl

40. Favorite weekend attire:
a. skinny jeans
b. jorts
c. wife beater
d. hipster

40. JORTS!!!

41.
7. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?
a. I already have a Cowboys-related tattoo
b. the word 'Cowboys'
c. '5-time Super Bowl champions'
d. the Star
e. a picture of a player, coach
f. names or jersey numbers of a player(s)
g. the helmet

41. 2017 Super Bowl Champs

 
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[MENTION=21]Iamtdg[/MENTION] - you need to uncap the max # of characters in PM. I had to divide the test into three separate PMs.
 
[MENTION=21]Iamtdg[/MENTION] - you need to uncap the max # of characters in PM. I had to divide the test into three separate PMs.
[MENTION=2]dallen[/MENTION], would this leave us open to any kind of data attack? Mass spam type thing?
 
Predicted Enemy: Jiggyfly, townsend, Clay Allison

:unsure
 
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