Worst answer was the 'if you can change one Cowboys loss to a victory" question. This year vs. Detroit? We have 3 SB losses and multiple NFCC game losses and he's concerned about a regular season game in a .500ish season vs. Detroit?
Poster: Karbala Date: January 5, 2014 ------ Grades:
Optimist (1) or Pessimist (5): 4.0 Lurker (1) or Frequent Poster (5): 2.5 Participation in non-Cowboys Threads (1 least - 5 most): 1.0 Predicted Ally: Ace Predicted Enemy: Schmitty
Overall: Lacks patience. Will end up a lurker for the most part. Probably just post heavily in a Gameday Chatter or random thread - won't participate in multiple forums/threads.
Won't offer any wit or insight. Will do nothing but make lame jokes. Respectable Cowboys knowledge.
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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time Irvin
2. Cowboys Player You Hate/Hated the Most Owens. Choice a 2nd for asking for an autograph from Vick.
3. Favorite Recipe fajita nachos
4. Best Cowboys coach of All-Time Landry
5. What does 'BATG' stand for? Don't know
6. Favorite BATG: a. BATG - The Chronicles b. BATG II - Havana Nights c. BATG III - Remaking Morocco d. BATG IV - Saving the Earth & Shit
e. not picking since i do not know what it is
7. Jerry Jones is a: a. Great owner, horrible GM
this is the closest answer. he would be a better owner if he hired a gm, but he will spend money on players
8. I'm __________, ya dumbasses b. at your mom's house
Why do you think she stopped going to church on Sundays?
9. Which word is spelled correctly? b. whitten
Considering so many Cowboys fans spell it this way, it must be right. or something like that.
10. What's a reputable source? Wiki is most likely to be correct from the choices provided.
11. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!" a. Dat Nguyen
12. Name your favorite: this looks like wrestling...... so... no.
13. Favorite Team-Building Activity: b. Going to Sea World
14. Drinking milk after eating hot wings: b. proves the wings were too spicy
15. The new Cowboys Stadium: c. I prefer Texas Stadium
16. Vote for location of next DCC Convention e. doesn't matter, as long as I get a koozie
17. Best type of avatar d. Something goofy
18. How many Cowboys games have you attended? 1
19. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time Super Bowl 27
20. If you could change one all-time Cowboys' loss into a victory, which game would it be? NFC Championship game loss to SF. So we could go on to win Super Bowl 29 and win 4 in a row.
21. What do you wear on Gameday? Either a Cowboys long sleeve shirt or jersey for good luck. Lot of good that is doing.
22. Where is Auburn? In Alabama
23. Favorite alter ego No idea.
24. How many of the letter 'o' in the word "R______yyyyyy!!!1!1" 7
25. Do you like Mexicans? Sure.
26. How much are you going to donate to the DCC? Depends on if I post here or not.
27. More important to the defense - pass rush or cornerbacks? Pass rush.
28. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it? lil' emmitt
29. Do you consider yourself a realist, pessimist, or optimist? optimist
30. Favorite DCC poster dude, ive been here for a day....
31. Pitbulls are: b. great pets if trained properly by owners
32. Best hamburger chain a. In-n-Out
33. Hottest redhead b. Kindle Fire - live chat girl
34. Favorite Acronym d. TLDR - kind of like this test
35. What Cowboys need to succeed b. secret sauce
36. Worst enemy of the DCC a. King of Larestan b. Mexicans c. Tech lunch
37. Sexiest attribute of kristi a. eyewink
38. Required time between posts should be:
d. None
39. A DCCer reveals something embarrassing on Facebook, so you:
c. only post about it if DCCer denies/lies about it
40. Favorite weekend attire
d. sweat pants
41. Pam Oliver is: d. nothing compared to Suzy Kolber
42. On your own 36-yard line, 00:04 left in the 1st half and you're down 3-0 on the road. It's 1st and 10. What do you do?
e. Throw a pass to the flat to your backup RB who asked for a Michael Vick autograph
It probably has a high success rate and could in no way come back to bite them in the ass..... wait.....
Poster: MikeRod72
Date: October 30, 2016
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Grades:
Optimist (1) or Pessimist (5): 2.5
Lurker (1) or Frequent Poster (5): 3.0
Participation in non-Cowboys Threads (1 least - 5 most): 1.5
Predicted Ally: NoDak
Predicted Enemy: Jiggyfly, townsend, Clay Allison
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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time #1 Roger Staubach
2. Cowboys (ex or current) Player You Hate #2 Brandon Carr
3. Favorite Recipe #3 Grandma's Macoroni Casserol
4. Best Cowboys coach of All-Time #4 Jimmy
5. What does 'BATG' stand for? #5 Big Ass Titty Girl
6. Favorite BATG: a. BATG - The Chronicles b. BATG II - Havana Nights c. BATG III - Remaking Morocco d. BATG IV - Saving the Earth & Shit
#6 Big Ass Titty Girl Saving the Earth and shit
7. Jerry Jones is a: a. Great owner, horrible GM b. Great owner and average/good/great GM c. One of the worst owners and GMs in the league
#7 a
8. I'm __________, ya dumbasses: a. drunk b. at your mom's house c. inebriated d. terrified e. None of the above
8. e
9. Which word is spelled correctly? a. tadamount b. whitten c. ludicre d. meskin
9. d....definitely d
10. What's a reputable source? a. Mel Kiper b. CNN/SI c. Wikipedia d. The Sporting News e. LBOH
10. Wiki....I write for them
11. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!" a. Dat Nguyen b. Dexter Coakley c. Hollywood Henderson d. Matt Vanderbeek e. Dixon Edwards
11. Sounds oriental so Im going with Dat
12. Name your favorite: a. Mr. Furley sniff b. Ultimate Warrior c. kk thx bai bai no re d. Ric Flair strut e. Ric Flair "GET OUT HERE"
12. d
13. Favorite Team-Building Activity: a. Punching a time clock b. Going to Sea World c. Corralling a greased pig d. Inviting HBO over to film
13. If the pig is dead then hell yea!!
14. Drinking milk after eating hot wings: a. is stupid. Drink water. b. proves the wings were too spicy c. proves that you can handle the spiciness
14. d.....I'll drink piss if it's next to me and the wings are too hot
15. The new Cowboys Stadium: a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego b. One of, if not, the best stadium in the NFL c. I prefer Texas Stadium
15. both b and c
16. Vote for location of next DCC Convention a. Las Vegas b. Auburn c. at the border d. Test Thread e. doesn't matter, as long as I get a koozie
16. ummm....my place?
17. Best type of avatar: a. Photo of person b. A logo of something c. Cowboys-related d. Something goofy
17. pic of a goofy person with a Romo jersey at the stadium standing next to Tom's statue
18. How many Cowboys games have you attended? 18. 6
19. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time 19. Buffalo when Romo threw 5 pics and we still won
20. If you could change one all-time Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be? 20. Monday night game against Redskins when we led 13-0 and in the last 4 min Santana Moss caught two TD's to make it 14-13 final.....or the Ice Bowl
21. What do you wear on Gameday? 21. Zeke jersey starting this season...before Stuabach
22. Where is Auburn? 22. In your dreams
23. Favorite alter ego: a. Nugget b. Phyllis c. HITR d. Takmina
23......K.......
24. How many of the letter 'o' in the word "R______yyyyyy!!!1!1" 24. Lots of zero's. Dont know how many O's
25. Do you like Mexicans? 25. I dont like Hillary Clinton
26. 5. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed): C & D a. I like the current blue away jerseys more than the white homes b. Screw tradition. Wear the blue jerseys at home permanently c. Blue jerseys are bad luck d. Keep the white jerseys, just change the sea-green pants e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL. f. I'd modernize and change the uniforms completely.
26. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
27. More important - pass rush or cornerbacks? 27. Pass rush
28. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it? 28. My wife?
29. Do you consider yourself a realist, pessimist, or optimist? 29. Masterbationist
30. Favorite DCC poster: 30. We have posters?
31. Pitbulls are: a. uncontrollable and should be illegal b. great pets if trained properly by owners c. for people with tiny Ryobis
31. Living next door and dont like me
32. Best hamburger chain: a. In-n-Out b. Whataburger c. Burger King/McDonalds/Carls Jr/Hardees d. Sonic e. Five Guys f. None-I'm a vegetarian
32. Really???? Orange W all day errrday
33. 4. Which draft decision pissed you off the most C a. Passing on Steven Jackson b. Passing on Randy Moss c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR) d. Drafting TEs in three separate 2nd rounds e. Other
33. RAAAANNNNNNNDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
34. Favorite Acronym: a. GTFO b. BISP c. CSB d. TLDR
34. GTFO...i'm sure I'll hear it alot on this forum
35. you skipped this one
36. Worst enemy of the DCC: a. King of Larestan b. Mexicans c. Tech lunch
36. I just don't like the name King
37. Sexiest attribute of Kristi: a. eyewink b. computer reflection on glasses c. tall glass of drink d. chubby e. stringy hair
40. Favorite weekend attire: a. skinny jeans b. jorts c. wife beater d. hipster
40. JORTS!!!
41. 7. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be? a. I already have a Cowboys-related tattoo b. the word 'Cowboys' c. '5-time Super Bowl champions' d. the Star e. a picture of a player, coach f. names or jersey numbers of a player(s) g. the helmet