DCC Appreciation Thread...

Irving Cowboy said:
Well did I tell you that I accidentally ate a few Scrabble tiles last night?

I'm afraid my next shit is going to spell disaster.
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Much better. You can keep your dad joke card for now, but if you do another cat purr joke you are out of the club, mister.
 
An elderly couple was sitting together in church. The wife turns to the husband and whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replied, "change the batteries in your hearing aid".
 
Irving Cowboy said:
An elderly couple was sitting together in church. The wife turns to the husband and whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replied, "change the batteries in your hearing aid".
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Oldie but a goldie.
 
Irving Cowboy said:
I already said they were elderly.
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Irving Cowboy said:
Robert Stroud. And he only kept birds at Leavenworth, Alcatraz didn’t allow him to keep them but the moniker stuck.
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Yes, he was the original Birdman, but he wasn't a serial killer. He only killed two people. Speck was the second Birdman and he was absolutely a serial killer. Speck is the one that strangled those nurses. 8 of them.
 
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