DCC Appreciation Thread...

[Irving Cowboy]

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I liked my cat joke more.

 

[Cotton]

I liked my cat joke more.

Then you need to go back to dad joke school for a refresher.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Then you need to go back to dad joke school for a refresher.

Well did I tell you that I accidentally ate a few Scrabble tiles last night?

I'm afraid my next shit is going to spell disaster.

 

[Cotton]

Well did I tell you that I accidentally ate a few Scrabble tiles last night?

I'm afraid my next shit is going to spell disaster.

Much better. You can keep your dad joke card for now, but if you do another cat purr joke you are out of the club, mister.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

An elderly couple was sitting together in church. The wife turns to the husband and whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replied, "change the batteries in your hearing aid".

 

[Cotton]

An elderly couple was sitting together in church. The wife turns to the husband and whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replied, "change the batteries in your hearing aid".

Oldie but a goldie.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Oldie but a goldie.

I already said they were elderly.