2026 Season | Week 4 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Texans | 10/04/2026

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Another attempted bomb into double coverage. This kid is playing like a kid out there!

 

[Chocolate Lab]

He called you old, Chapo.

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[Simpleton]

Steward was elevated this week to the 53.

Yes but he's not on the permanent 53 I don't think while Carson is, or at least he hasn't been all year up this point, yet they're playing Steward over him.

 

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Anyone see that documentary about Poop Cruise

 

[bbgun]

Anyone see that documentary about Poop Cruise

Yep. It inspired me to shit into bags.

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[Texas Ace]

I just realized something....

The Cowboys and Texans have played each other seven times with the Cowboys having the 4-3 advantage.

All four games the Cowboys won were played during daylight hours.

All three games the Texans won were all played at night.

Hopefully that means we're about to make it five for five.

 

[Cotton]

I see your tennis talk and raise you this.

 

[Cotton]

I just realized something....

The Cowboys and Texans have played each other seven times with the Cowboys having the 4-3 advantage.

All four games the Cowboys won were played during daylight hours.

All three games the Texans won were all played at night.

Hopefully that means we're about to make it five for five.

Between the two of us we will get this thread back on track for a win. Let us eschew this tennis nonsense.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Wait, pregame radio says Houston are wearing their 2002 throwbacks?

Please put a beatdown on these fools.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Cotton]

There is a Redskins players named Yankoff.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

In my defense it was only 55 minutes ago.

 

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It’s cool to hear phrases from our generation endure

“Washington needs a quick TD, recover onsides kick, score another TD, recover another onsides for a tying FG and then win in OT. All with 2 min remaining in regulation”

“So you’re saying there’s a chance”

 

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Is grass fed beef worth the extra cost over corn fed?

 

[NoDak]

Is grass fed beef worth the extra cost over corn fed?

Buy locally raised. Grass fed, then finished out on grains and hay.

Stay away from processed garbage. You never know what you're getting.

 

[Cotton]

My farts the last couple of days have been noxious. I mean, clear the room noxious. It has been glorious. Both days I ate a breakfast burrito, so beautiful egg farts. And, now I get to eat a breakfast burrito for a third day in a row, this time for lunch. This evening is going to be awesome.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Whoa, so Revel is starting... A week after acting like he'd lose his leg.