2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

I’m rewatching the press conference. Brian is very nervous at the start, chugging water. Lots of double speak and insistence that they’ve been looking at a doing a move like this since the offseason. I think that’s a questionable truth but who knows.

This last game clearly put some serious pressure on them to make the move now.

He mentioned Pet would be involved in all facets but mentioned the front 7 specifically, which I think is an important note, because the rest of the press conference he was dancing around the questions and looking down at the table and not saying anything of value except soft language so as not to throw Parker under the bus I guess.

The Pettine thing is very interesting because there were rumors that Parker wanted to hire him when he first joined but Pettine was hesitant and wanted to kind of take a step back from the game.

He had a pretty prominent role in Minnesota the last two years though and I think Schottenheimer calling out his front 7 expertise is a tell that they might be operating something close to co-DC's. Let Parker focus a little more on what he's comfortable with in the secondary and let Pettine take on more of the burden of dealing with the front 7 and devising pressure schemes.

I'm fine with it because I liked the idea of hiring Pettine in the first place, even as our DC back in January, but I think it's a pretty clear indication that Parker is in over his head right now. I also think Schottenheimer is very much feeling the pressure of this team underachieving.
 
Wow, I'm listening to Werder's interview on the Ticket this morning, and Ed says someone who worked with Pettine extensively as a HC told him, paraphrasing a bit but very close, "Wow, they finally hired a real coach. Pettine is legit. Dallas will walk away with that division now."

I did not see that coming.

Also that as much as Dallas tries to downplay this as Pettine being just a consultant, the sense he got from people who worked with Pettine was that the more influence he has, the better the defense will be.
 
Wow, I'm listening to Werder's interview on the Ticket this morning, and Ed says someone who worked with Pettine extensively as a HC told him, paraphrasing a bit but very close, "Wow, they finally hired a real coach. Pettine is legit. Dallas will walk away with that division now."

I did not see that coming.

Also that as much as Dallas tries to downplay this as Pettine being just a consultant, the sense he got from people who worked with Pettine was that the more influence he has, the better the defense will be.

I'm struggling to really even care. I hate to put it like that. But hopefully this team can show something against the Packers because that Tampa game has just left a shit taste in my mouth not wanting to give a shit about the NFL.
 
I'm struggling to really even care. I hate to put it like that. But hopefully this team can show something against the Packers because that Tampa game has just left a shit taste in my mouth not wanting to give a shit about the NFL.

Yeah that game killed off 90% of my interest in the season and undid whatever good the Cowboys had done up to that point.

I'm with you in that I really need to see something encouraging from them vs Green Bay or I'll be checking out early in this 2026 season.
 
Seven things Solak thinks entering NFL Week 6: Time for Mendoza? Cowboys issues?



I think ... the Cowboys need to bench some veterans

This might come as a surprise: ESPN's Football Power Index (FPI) gives the 2-3 Cowboys, fresh off a "Thursday Night Football" loss to the Jalon Daniels Buccaneers, a 63% chance to win the NFC East. The Eagles, also 2-3, have a 20.9% shot. The 3-1-1 Giants, fresh off their tie with the Commanders, are at 11.4%.

In that the Giants have only a 1.5-game lead and have to spend the rest of the season without Jaxson Dart and Brian Burns, they're a fair fade. By why the faith in the Cowboys, who have been nothing short of a defensive disaster through five weeks of the season? Well, getting a healthy and active Joey Porter Jr. should help; he missed Thursday's game against Tampa Bay with an illness.

But the Cowboys are facing an addition-by-subtraction challenge on their mini bye week. New defensive coordinator Christian Parker has had plenty of missteps through his first five weeks as a playcaller, but when I watch the Dallas defense, I see greater concerns with individual play and effort than I do with structure. (To be clear, I see issues with both, though.)

Cornerback DaRon Bland, whom the Cowboys signed to a market-rate extension shortly after the Micah Parsons trade last offseason, has been one of the most successfully targeted cornerbacks in football. Opposing quarterbacks have a 127.4 passer rating when they throw at Bland, 14th highest among all CBs this season. Bland has surrendered 22.8 total EPA on his 27 targets faced; only Lions CB D.J. Reed has a worse number.

Bland used to play more slot corner but has exclusively been a boundary player for Parker in 2026. As the Cowboys moved rookie Caleb Downs out of the slot and to a true safety alignment, they've played Reddy Steward at slot corner instead. Steward has surrendered the highest passer rating of any corner who has seen at least eight targets this season (146.5), as quarterbacks are 11-for-12 for 150 yards and a score when targeting him.

I'm not convinced Bland can move back to the slot successfully. He seems noticeably less quick in 2026 than he was in 2025, when his season was ended early by a foot injury that required surgery. If anything, the entrance of Porter into the starting lineup should move Bland into a fight with Cobie Durant, Shavon Revel Jr. and UFL standout Ameer Speed (he has had some nice moments through five weeks) for the other starting boundary spot. Downs should return to the slot as safeties P.J. Locke and Jalen Thompson come back from injured reserve at some point this season.

On the defensive line, trade acquisition Rashan Gary has presented similar problems to those of Bland in the secondary. Gary has played 90 snaps of run defense this season and has somehow generated zero stuffs in that entire time. Consider that the next-closest edge rusher with zero stuffs is Vikings designated pass rusher Dallas Turner, who has 72 run defense snaps, 80% Gary's volume of opportunities. Gary's run stop rate of 7.8% -- the rate at which he generated positive EPA tackles against the run -- is well below league average for edge rushers and nestled among smaller pass rush specialists such as Andrew Van Ginkel, Aidan Hutchinson and Elijah Ponder.

On Thursday, the Buccaneers were happy to make Gary a point-of-attack player in the running game and found plenty of success running off the offensive right accordingly. As a pass rusher, Gary also lost contain on Daniels -- known for little else besides scrambling -- multiple times, allowing for easy chunk gains. That Gary is keeping snaps from rookie first-rounder Malachi Lawrence (or even fourth-round rookie LT Overton, who has been playing on the inside but can be a big end type) is hurting the Cowboys in both the short and long term.




These are the two most egregious weak points on a Cowboys defense suffering too many underwhelming performances from big-name additions -- but they're not the only ones. Backup linebacker Dee Winters, signed as a veteran safety valve in an otherwise young linebackers room, has been a liability worth targeting in DeMarvion Overshown's absence. Second-year edge rusher Donovan Ezeiruaku needs to shore up his tackling. Defensive tackle Quinnen Williams has struggled in the new system and has vanished on too many clear pass-rush downs.

The players returning from injury -- Overshown, Locke, Thompson and Porter -- should improve a Cowboys defense that is not as hopeless as it has appeared through five weeks. But the accompanying adjustment must be taking snaps away from big-name, veteran contract players who simply cannot perform at the requisite level. It can be scary to play so many inexperienced players across three levels of a defense, but no option should be off limits for Parker as he looks for opportunities to steady the Cowboys' defensive tailspin before things really get out of control.



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Yeah, we definitely need to make some personnel changes. Bland is a no-brainer but I didn't realize just how bad Gary had been.
 
These are the two most egregious weak points on a Cowboys defense suffering too many underwhelming performances from big-name additions -- but they're not the only ones. Backup linebacker Dee Winters, signed as a veteran safety valve in an otherwise young linebackers room, has been a liability worth targeting in DeMarvion Overshown's absence.

Go.Get.Bobby.Wagner.
 
Lawrence has been noticeably better to me. I think we need to ride Lawrence a little and see if he can become the player I think he can.

He's been a very pleasant surprise.

Don't get me wrong, the guy was a 1st round pick after all, so it's not like he deserves special props for showing some ability.

But we all knew he was a developmental player who was still kinda raw, and yet the guy through 5 games is ahead of schedule and has already flashed more than EZ has despite this being his second year and he's significantly outplayed Gary as well.

You could make the argument that he's been our single best Edge player in this shitty season and I don't think it's particularly close.
 
I disagree with the author about Bland remaining outside.

I think we should at least try him in the slot and see how it goes and if he sucks there too, maybe see how he does as FS since he can operate in space and keep everything in front of him.

But we've seen enough evidence over the past 2 years to know that he doesn't belong outside as a starting corner because his balance/strength/footwork are cooked.

Bland, Ferguson, and Gary need to be cut in the offseason, no questions asked.
 
I disagree with the author about Bland remaining outside.

I think we should at least try him in the slot and see how it goes and if he sucks there too, maybe see how he does as FS since he can operate in space and keep everything in front of him.

But we've seen enough evidence over the past 2 years to know that he doesn't belong outside as a starting corner because his balance/strength/footwork are cooked.

Bland, Ferguson, and Gary need to be cut in the offseason, no questions asked.

I'm not sure I have ever seen a guy look more clumsy. I don't know if it's a confidence thing or what but I think he needs to just sit for a bit. Maybe the injuries have fucked up his balance. But the guy is falling and dropping passes. Just looks overwhelmed out there.
 
I'm not sure I have ever seen a guy look more clumsy. I don't know if it's a confidence thing or what but I think he needs to just sit for a bit. Maybe the injuries have fucked up his balance. But the guy is falling and dropping passes. Just looks overwhelmed out there.

I think the foot injury definitely affected his ability to plant and change directions. If so, not even playing in the slot will help him.

But because it is where he most excelled, and in an attempt to salvage him for the 2026 season, I'd at least give him a shot there before doing anything else.
 
Anyone watching Gary in GB should have known he was washed or something. Terrible fucking trade.
Always thought he wouldn't be that much better than Clowney, and he cost way more.

He may not be any better at all.
 
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