2026 Draft Week Chatter Thread...

[NoDak]

I don’t know the player, at all, but I’m a little gun shy of Michigan defensive linemen.

Another guy with a very fast get off. Played both inside and outside. Might be a guy that will play the middle for us some, while rotating on the outside.

 

[Cotton]

He is not worthy of that gif.

Find you a loofah and use it to wash out that dirty whore mouth of yours.

 

[ravidubey]

How many CBs will we draft tomorrow? Over-under set at 3

 

[boozeman]

Is that why his stats are so lackluster? I just assumed he was a project with potential.

Something about a stacked Wolverine roster, blah blah blah.

This was fucking McClay.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Whether outside or inside, he’s a professional block-beater with the tools to stack or slip blocks, though his edge-setting needs work. His bend and reactive agility create unlikely tackle chances that few can find.

You all sure he isn't going to play off ball LBer for us as a thumper to compliment the coverage LBer we just traded for?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Yeah I just know Voch always sang praises about the guy being an off ball LBer and that's where he thought he looked best.

Sturm and the Ticket guys wondering the same thing. Three years playing ILB.

Apparently Brugler didn't like him that much though.

 

[Simpleton]

Or do we play him at ILBer where he played most his career?

He played more off ball than on the edge but I think he's a better fit on the edge.

Wouldn't be surprised if we see him playing as a traditional LB here and there though. Between the interest in Reese, this pick, and the interest in Harold Perkins Jr. I think Parker has a specific role in mind for these guys who are 3-4 ILB/OLB tweeners.

 

[boozeman]

Find you a loofah and use it to wash out that dirty whore mouth of yours.

Your mouth is more whorish and everyone knows it. But they are too scared to tell you.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

What Parker values, flex

Or an inside LBer who can blitz.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Hey, you might have specific info on this- did he play off the ball LB at Maryland before Michigan?

Yes

 

[NoDak]

For the record, Barham isn't as big as Styles. And Styles is going to be an offball LBer. And Barham has played there before, so I hear. Not that I watch a lot of Michigan football. Maybe @Plan9Misfit can chime in a bit more on that.

 

[Simpleton]

Sturm and the Ticket guys wondering the same thing. Three years playing ILB.

Apparently Brugler didn't like him that much though.

Brugler had him ranked 100, so not far off where he went.

Think pretty much everywhere else he was somewhere in the 60's/70's, which is about where I thought he'd go.

 

[NoDak]

How many CBs will we draft tomorrow? Over-under set at 3

1

 

[boozeman]

Geez, this better be the draft that someone years from now calls it the TE draft.

 

[Cotton]

Your mouth is more whorish and everyone knows it. But they are too scared to tell you.

I know you are but what am I?

 

[boozeman]

I now hate Renegade. It used to be cool.

 

[boozeman]

I know you are but what am I?

I am not indulging you any longer.

Good day sir.

 

[boozeman]

I hate that I need to disparage Dunker.

But apparently, he hangs out with Skateebo.

 

[Cotton]

There goes the epic mullet dude.

 

[ravidubey]

Good night. Been up 25 hours and got only 4 hours of sleep before