2026 Cowboys Draft Chatter Thread

[Cujo]

Funny, I've spent exactly zero point zero seconds wondering what Jonah Tulsa would do as GM.

I spent longer wondering if he sucks dick for drug money.

 

[boozeman]

I spent longer wondering if he sucks dick for drug money.

That guy was kind of a dick. We both wrote at CowboysWire at the same time and he blocked me for some strange reason. I PMed him about something and he offed me.

 

[Simpleton]

The majority of these jokers only half know football and are basically just chasing clout on social media so they can maybe get interviewed by paid jokers on 105.3 and shit, it's all a bunch of nonsense.

20 years ago these random idiots on Twitter would just be on these message boards talking shit with us, they don't know anything.

 

[Cujo]

That guy was kind of a dick. We both wrote at CowboysWire at the same time and he blocked me for some strange reason. I PMed him about something and he offed me.

Probably because you wrote better material.

 

[boozeman]

Probably because you wrote better material.

I most certainly did.

 

[boozeman]

I like this thought process.

 

[ravidubey]

I like this thought process.

I agree, and I think it's going to take a second rounder, maybe even a late one to do it. I've seen him mocked down to 92 and even 112, but in practice others are going to also see what's obvious to us and will have him ahead of Hill and maybe Allen too.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I like this thought process.

So Clarence is kind of an idiot so not sure I trust much of what he says.

With that being said, I have no problem if Rodriguez is above the other two on the Cowboys rankings. That's how I would have it.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I agree, and I think it's going to take a second rounder, maybe even a late one to do it. I've seen him mocked down to 92 and even 112, but in practice others are going to also see what's obvious to us and will have him ahead of Hill and maybe Allen too.

So what don't you like about Anthony Hill? Not disagreeing, just curious.

 

[bbgun]

Clarence has never steered us wrong before

 

[Genghis Khan]

Clarence has never steered us wrong before

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'm surprised if we're not heavily into Allen if only for his leadership and IQ traits.

 

[boozeman]

I'm surprised if we're not heavily into Allen if only for his leadership and IQ traits.

The IQ thing will likely be a deal, I would think. A see ball run to ball guy who is not able to diagnose seems to be on the outs?

 

[Simpleton]

According to the @NoDak theorem I believe the chances of us taking McCoy have now increased from 37% to 62%.

 

[Genghis Khan]

The IQ thing will likely be a deal, I would think. A see ball run to ball guy who is not able to diagnose seems to be on the outs?

It certainly seems like we need an IQ guy in the back 7 on this defense.

 

[bbgun]

I'm guessing Miami takes him or Delane at 11.

 

[Genghis Khan]

According to the @NoDak theorem I believe the chances of us taking McCoy have now increased from 37% to 62%.

I certainly would feel better about us taking him at 12, but I also think there could be teams ahead of us who like him better than Delane and hopefully push someone down to us.

 

[Simpleton]

I'm guessing Miami takes him or Delane at 11.

I think Hafley prefers bigger DB's so I could see him being the pick.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

According to the @NoDak theorem I believe the chances of us taking McCoy have now increased from 37% to 62%.

All looks good in terms of what McCoy needed to do to sort of out his name back in the mix at the top of the draft.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'm surprised if we're not heavily into Allen if only for his leadership and IQ traits.

That has been my thought before. But if he isn't that also tells me something since they probably know more about him as a player than any of the other LBers in this draft. May also mean they are more concerned about that knee swelling then us Joe fans know.