2026 Cowboys Draft Chatter Thread

[Cujo]

Funny, I've spent exactly zero point zero seconds wondering what Jonah Tulsa would do as GM.

I spent longer wondering if he sucks dick for drug money.

 

[boozeman]

I spent longer wondering if he sucks dick for drug money.

That guy was kind of a dick. We both wrote at CowboysWire at the same time and he blocked me for some strange reason. I PMed him about something and he offed me.

 

[Simpleton]

The majority of these jokers only half know football and are basically just chasing clout on social media so they can maybe get interviewed by paid jokers on 105.3 and shit, it's all a bunch of nonsense.

20 years ago these random idiots on Twitter would just be on these message boards talking shit with us, they don't know anything.

 

[Cujo]

That guy was kind of a dick. We both wrote at CowboysWire at the same time and he blocked me for some strange reason. I PMed him about something and he offed me.

Probably because you wrote better material.

 

[boozeman]

Probably because you wrote better material.

I most certainly did.