2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

I dunno, 34 for a corner is kind of unstable.

Also, they aren't wearing those white unis again are they?

 

[Simpleton]

I'll believe it when I see it

Sort of convenient timing that he starts practicing again right as Diggs goes off to la-la land.

I'm skeptical but if he can give us 15-20 snaps a game at some point that'd definitely be a win.

 

[bbgun]

I dunno, 34 for a corner is kind of unstable.

Agreed, shit number for a corner.

Also, they aren't wearing those white unis again are they?

No, the regular white over blue.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Agreed, shit number for a corner.



No, the regular white over blue.

Numbers are all jacked up these days.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

No, the regular white over blue.

Good, would be a shame to not have the Super Bowl matchup unis.

Wonder why they're wearing the white helmets for practice then. Anyway...

 

[bbgun]

 

[Bipo]

Jesus Saints Fucking Christ....give him some pink blow and get him back out there.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I dunno, 34 for a corner is kind of unstable.

Cornell Green says whattup.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Sheik]

“We wanna add a defensive player, but we don’t want to acknowledge that my son and I created a weakness out of a strength, so anything but a pass rusher. Eww gross, pass rushers have cooties.”

It’s always better to pretend everything is ok than admit it’s actually a fucking disaster. Always.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I wouldn't trade a 1st for anything on defense other than a pass rusher right now, but truthfully they need everything on defense so as long as they aren't ass raped in a deal I'm alright with them targeting other positions.

He might also be lying, he's certainly been known to do that.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

In the four milliseconds I got before the paywall came up, I saw that was a particularly ugly pic of Jerry.

Nice job, Athletic.

 

[Simpleton]

I bet they're trying to add a LB because Eberflus is obsessed with them.

 

[Sheik]

I bet they're trying to add a LB because Eberflus is obsessed with them.

Might be in the market for a rubber dick because he’s obsessed with sucking too.

 

[bbgun]

"I'm desperate and need your help. Call me back."

 

[NoDak]

Calls other teams: Jerry is desperate.

Doesn’t call: Laziest front office in the NFL.

It’s all so confusing.

 

[bbgun]

Publicly tipping your hand before the trade deadline: dumb.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

All of this "we call/we don't make calls" stuff is so overrated. Teams have a price they'll take, you have a price you'll pay. If there's a meeting of the minds, the deal happens -- otherwise it doesn't. Pretty much that simple.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Calls other teams: Jerry is desperate.

Doesn’t call: Laziest front office in the NFL.

It’s all so confusing.

Just to be clear you should call teams. Its the only way to find out who is actually open for business. I bet the Eagles are making calls too. WGAF.

 

[roughneck266]

I wouldn't trade a 1st for anything on defense other than a pass rusher right now, but truthfully they need everything on defense so as long as they aren't ass raped in a deal I'm alright with them targeting other positions.

He might also be lying, he's certainly been known to do that.

That's true, but him being a complete and utter dumbass is a far more likely scenario.