2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[NoDak]

Aubrey is surprising because last I saw he was 6th in the voting.

Perfect example of why pro bowl voting is trash.

 

[bbgun]

Strange to have selections to a game that doesn't even exist anymore.

 

[Rev]

There is a pie leaf taker.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

A metaphor for the Cowboys in general - we're all out here doing our best but at the end of the day the dumbo owner will "decide what he decides".

 

[boozeman]

Back in the day this shit might have stirred me up.

But not anymore.

 

[NoDak]

Back in the day this shit might have stirred me up.

But not anymore.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Just a built in excuse so that when the season ends and we hear nothing they have a built in excuse until they feel like telling us. "we're still evaluating"

 

[Simpleton]

Back in the day this shit might have stirred me up.

But not anymore.

They're lying obviously.

I could see them fucking around for a few days because they're obviously morons, but if they aren't putting in interview requests by about next Thursday I think we'll have our answer.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Could be that he can't really say because it's ultimately Jerry's call anyway.

I'd think this means more that Mike is gone, though. It's kind of understandable that he wouldn't say that, though.

 

[NoDak]

Just a built in excuse so that when the season ends and we hear nothing they have a built in excuse until they feel like telling us. "we're still evaluating"

That was technically in response to booze, but yeah.

 

[boozeman]

That was technically in response to booze, but yeah.

I am serious for realz, yo.

 

[NoDak]

I am serious for realz, yo.

Ok. Your calm and even keeled demeanor has convinced me.

 

[boozeman]

Gross.

 

[Simpleton]

Gross.

Most teams are already putting in requests for interviews on Monday afternoon, if these shitbags "might" make a decision within the first week I don't even know what you say to that if they let it drag past about this time next week.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Most teams are already putting in requests for interviews on Monday afternoon, if these shitbags "might" make a decision within the first week I don't even know what you say to that if they let it drag past about this time next week.

It's going to be maddening, we all know it's coming.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Gross.

They haven't really thought about it "in terms of timing".

One of the greatest and most under criticized problems with how this team is run is how little they seem to plan ahead or really plan at all.

'We will figure it out when the time comes' appears to be the rule. It's unfathomably dumb.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

They haven't really thought about it "in terms of timing".

One of the greatest and most under criticized problems with how this team is run is how little they seem to plan ahead or really plan at all.

'We will figure it out when the time comes' appears to be the rule. It's unfathomably dumb.

They always drag their feet on everything. The coaching decision will be no different.

 

[Bipo]

Even if they want this staff back, they are probably trying to lowball them on the contracts based on this shitty year. Not that I have a problem with that, but they should have been lowballing the above average QB1 instead of making him the highest paid player in history. Yeah, I know he would have walked and that would have been OK too.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Even if they want this staff back, they are probably trying to lowball them on the contracts based on this shitty year. Not that I have a problem with that, but they should have been lowballing the above average QB1 instead of making him the highest paid player in history. Yeah, I know he would have walked and that would have been OK too.

Prices are always too high at first. We must wait for coach signing round 3 when the prices come down.