2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Texas Ace]

I think the guy has been a great signing.

It's not his fault that we're not using him properly and decided to run the 2003 Quincy Carter offense.

 

[p1_]

It is Downey being a retard. He never said this.

 

[Cotton]

I would probable do this trade, but with a 5th not 3rd. I'm done with Gallup.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Who the Fook is Downey anyway? Looks on his Twitter page like he's posted that fake story about player x walking in the opposing locker room and talking shit more than once.

Plus he has an extremely punchable face.

https://media.muckrack.com/profile/images/166952/tom-downey.jpeg.256x256_q100_crop-smart.jpg

 

[p1_]

 

[bbgun]

 

[p1_]

Taco Mazi.

 

[Smitty]

I want Javante Williams. Not Derrick Henry.

 

[son of deadrise]

The ship is sinking, taking on water. Trade for this guy! Trade for that guy! Plug the holes.

 

[boozeman]

The ship is sinking, taking on water. Trade for this guy! Trade for that guy! Plug the holes.

They are not trading for anybody.

It is good for business when the Cowboys have a bye week and people think that our braintrust working another one of those 365-days a year they work on talent acquisition.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

They are not trading for anybody.

It is good for business when the Cowboys have a bye week and people think that our braintrust working another one of those 365-days a year they work on talent acquisition.

Every once in awhile they surprise us with a trade. But expect maybe a guy for a sixth round pick if we have one.

 

[UncleMilti]

This is a dumb criticism. Not every ball can go to Lamb and Cooks. We have to account for what the defense is trying to take away.

Remember the days Aikman went to Irvin no matter who was covering him. Ahhhh. Such memories.

 

[p1_]

 

[UncleMilti]

They are not trading for anybody.

It is good for business when the Cowboys have a bye week and people think that our braintrust working another one of those 365-days a year they work on talent acquisition.

Sad but true. Jerrys been burnt so many times he’s afraid to trade for his own shadow. The days of going all in on a Deion type player are done.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Remember the days Aikman went to Irvin no matter who was covering him. Ahhhh. Such memories.

Yep, it would be like Irvin had 90 catches, Novacek would have maybe 60 or something, then the next guy would have like 25.

 

[p1_]

random observation: re: the broken running game, our longest run play of the season comes from KaVonte Turpin.

 

[Sheik]

Who the Fook is Downey anyway? Looks on his Twitter page like he's posted that fake story about player x walking in the opposing locker room and talking shit more than once.

Plus he has an extremely punchable face.

https://media.muckrack.com/profile/images/166952/tom-downey.jpeg.256x256_q100_crop-smart.jpg

He’s a weird faggot.

He does a live stream play by play where he acts like he takes shots of alcohol when someone donates $5. It’s probably tea in a liquor bottle. They do “beer chugs” with other faggots and it’s basically a sip of beer. It’s all based on trying to raise money for the channel’s owner and his weekly paycheck. Basically he’s a dancing chicken for donations.

I don’t know how he lives with himself.

 

[Genghis Khan]

random observation: re: the broken running game, our longest run play of the season comes from KaVonte Turpin.

I heard under good authority that Zeke was the problem last year.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I don’t know how he lives with himself.

Shame and self respect aren't things anymore.

 

[Bipo]

Evidently Michael Irvin has a rapper kid that calls himself Tut Tarantino. Mike called him out on some show for acting hard and said something like, "son, I don't know where this stuff comes from, but you grew up in a gated community"