2022 Cowboys Free Agency Thread

[Ranch]

I am not accepting applications at this time.

Good day, sir.

So, why ask? Just being a prick?

 

[boozeman]

So, why ask? Just being a prick?

Yes.

Lookit, I get it that you are new here, okay?

But you would know this already with some very simple recon.

 

[p1_]

 

[Ranch]

Yes.

Lookit, I get it that you are new here, okay?

But you would know this already with some very simple recon.

Being a prick is just being a prick......I try to respect people, but I don't appreciate being talked down too. I'll show you the respect that you deserve.

 

[boozeman]

Being a prick is just being a prick......I try to respect people, but I don't appreciate being talked down too. I'll show you the respect that you deserve.

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

 

[p1_]

 

[Sheik]

LVE and Luke Gifford.

The front office is working overtime to get this shit done.

 

[boozeman]

Oh boy. This shit is starting early.

Like Christmas in July.

 

[boozeman]

LVE and Luke Gifford.

The front office is working overtime to get this shit done.

The Cap Guy is fucking freaking out.

Goof Son is texting him like all the damn time.

Then a scratchy phone call from the Caribbean.

 

[Clff15701]

This just shows how big of a loser Fat mike is. Respectable coaches aren’t going to come here with this dumpster fire of a FO. Why would SP want to come work for a bunch of penny pinching owners who have turned this franchise into the Detroit Lions?

 

[boozeman]

This just shows how big of a loser Fat mike is. Respectable coaches aren’t going to come here with this dumpster fire of a FO. Why would SP want to come work for a bunch of penny pinching owners who have turned this franchise into the Detroit Lions.

You are completely wrong.

Fat Mike is a loser.

But let me tell you the story of another loser...this fucking franchise since Johnson walked.

 

[Ranch]

This just shows how big of a loser Fat mike is. Respectable coaches aren’t going to come here with this dumpster fire of a FO. Why would SP want to come work for a bunch of penny pinching owners who have turned this franchise into the Detroit Lions?

So you would have turned down 6 million a year? Any coach with an ego or a sack would take this job

 

[Ranch]

You are completely wrong.

Fat Mike is a loser.

But let me tell you the story of another loser...this fucking franchise since Johnson walked.

Johnson was a Quitter that didn't know his place. You blame Jerry, I blame Jimmy

 

[boozeman]

So you would have turned down 6 million a year? Any coach with an ego or a sack would take this job

Interesting.

So, you think about Fat Mike's sack?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

This just shows how big of a loser Fat mike is. Respectable coaches aren’t going to come here with this dumpster fire of a FO. Why would SP want to come work for a bunch of penny pinching owners who have turned this franchise into the Detroit Lions?

I would think the coaches would be pounding on Jerry's door over this shit. But Mike is busy getting a massage.

 

[boozeman]

I would think the coaches would be pounding on Jerry's door over this shit. But Mike is busy getting a massage.

I remember that article, it was damned juicy.

Remember posting it but too lazy to go back and find.

 

[Clff15701]

It’s only going to get worse with Goofson in charge. I hope we lose every game. Better to get a top five pick and start over.

 

[boozeman]

I would think the coaches would be pounding on Jerry's door over this shit. But Mike is busy getting a massage.

The Head Coach of the Dallas Cowboys is not now what Parcells said it was.

It is just that simple.

You have to deal with the "ambiguity".

 

[boozeman]

It’s only going to get worse with Goofson in charge.

 

[Ranch]

Interesting.

So, you think about Fat Mike's sack?

Apparently, you do.....that's cool......I don't judge. Have at it.