The Sex Thread

[Sheik]

I’m having sex big time tonight. Probably in about 30 minutes.

 

[bbgun]

I’m having sex big time tonight. Probably in about 30 minutes.

I'm stuck in traffic. Make it 35.

 

[boozeman]

Bump

 

[Sheik]

I pulled the “Simba” thing.

She laughed uncontrollably and then got pissed immediately after.

Now it’s fine, but I won’t do it again.

 

[jsmith6919]

I'm stuck in traffic. Make it 35.

 

[jsmith6919]

I pulled the “Simba” thing.

She laughed uncontrollably and then got pissed immediately after.

Now it’s fine, but I won’t do it again.

Yeah it really only works once but that once it delivers

 

[boozeman]

I pulled the “Simba” thing.

~hits Urban Dictionary~

Thank goodness I could quickly read this and move on versus putting you on the spot to explain it. You nasty.

She laughed uncontrollably and then got pissed immediately after.

Now it’s fine, but I won’t do it again.

As well you shouldn't, you degenerate.

 

[boozeman]

Yeah it really only works once but that once it delivers

You nasty as shit too.

 

[boozeman]

I wonder if good ol' EZ and Sheikybabe are somehow separated at birth.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I looked up Simba on urban dictionary and God damn. I laughed so hard my wife asked if I was crying.

I'm glad she didn't ask what I was laughing at.

 

[boozeman]

I looked up Simba on urban dictionary and God damn. I laughed so hard my wife asked if I was crying.

I'm glad she didn't ask what I was laughing at.

@Sheik is nasty.

 

[Cotton]

Raise your hand if your wife still lets you cum on her face

 

[boozeman]

@data is nasty.

 

[Sheik]

When you’re fucking your old lady and you tell her it’s time to put it in her ass, but as you pull out you just jizz all over your hand.

 

[NoDak]

When you’re fucking your old lady and you tell her it’s time to put it in her ass, but as you pull out you just jizz all over your hand.

Dude. Thank God you got out of California.

It's time to heal.

 

[Sheik]

My wife thought I might like to be choked last night during sex.

I did not like it and didn’t respond well to it.

She’s been editing graphic romance novels lately. Might be time to start reading her bible.

 

[Rev]

My wife thought I might like to be choked last night during sex.

I did not like it and didn’t respond well to it.

She’s been editing graphic romance novels lately. Might be time to start reading her bible.

Be very careful if she starts watching Snapped.

 

[boozeman]

They studied this.

 

[Genghis Khan]

They studied this.

Imagine being the guy that digs it up.

"Guys, I found something."

"What is it?"

"Well..."

 

[boozeman]

So I am minding my own damn business watching the Chiefs/Cards game and this commercial pops up.

There is this dour 50-ish dude talking about dick pills.

He shows two bags, one from CVS, 9 tablets for $406. Walgreen's $417.

There ain't no damn body that has ever paid that much for Viagra. Right? Right?

Anyways this joint is called "Friday Plans" with a rooster logo and the packets look like condom packages.